Flight Of The Conchords – Business Time lyrics

Ohhh...
Aw, yeah...
Girl, tonight we're going to make love
You know how I know?
Because it's Wednesday,
And Wednesday night is the night that we usually make love

Tuesday night is the night that we usually go to your mother's place
And I teach her how to use the video machine again,
But Wednesday night is the night that we're making love
When everything is just right:
You're not to tired from your after-work social netball team practice
There's nothing good on tv,
Mmmmm... Conditions are perfect for making love

You turn to me and say something s*** like:
"I might go to bed, I've got work in the morning."
"I know what you're trying to say baby,
You're trying to say,
"Aw yeah, it's business time"

[Chorus:]
It's business,
It's business time!
(I know what you're trying to say,
You're trying to say it's time for business, business time, ooh!)
It's business,
It's business time!
(Oh, woah, oh, woah, yeah, yeah!)

Next thing you know we're in the the bathroom brushing our teeth,
That' all part of it, that the foreplay
Foreplay is very important, in love-making
Then you go sort out the recycling,
Which isn't part of the Foreplay, but it's still very important

Next thing you know we're in the bedroom
You're wearing that same old, baggy t-shirt with the stain on it
That you got from that team-building exercise
That you did for your work several years ago
(Team building exercise '99!)

I take off my clothes, but I trip over my jeans,
And I'm still wearing my shoes,
But it's okay, because I turn it all into a s*** dance
Next thing you know I'm wearing absolutely nothing,
Except for my socks
And you know when I'm down to just my socks what time it is:
It's business time!

It's business,
It's business time!
(You know when I'm down to my socks,
It's time for business, that's why we call it business time, ooh!)
It's business,
It's business time!
Uhrrr, hrrr, hooo, huhhhh, yeah, a yeah!

Making love...
Making love for...
Making love for two
Making love for two minutes

When you're with me you only need two minutes, girl,
'Cause I'm so intense,
Two minutes in Heaven is better than one minute in Heaven, mmm
You turn to me and say something s*** like:
"Is that it?"
I know what your trying to say, girl,
Your trying to say:
"Aw, yeah, that's it!

Then you tell me you want some more, well uh,
I'm not surprised
But I am quite sleepy

It's business,
It's business time!
(Business hours are over, baby!)
It's business,
It's business time!