Frank Zappa – Valley Girl lyrics

Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Steve vai (guitar) Ray white (rhythm guitar, vocals) Tommy mars (keyboards) Bobby martin (keyboards, saxophone, vocals) Ed mann (percussion) Chad wackerman (drums) Roy estrada (vocals) Ike willis (vocals) Bob harris (vocals) Moon zappa (vocals) Scott thunes (bass) Valley girl Shes a valley girl Valley girl Shes a valley girl Okay, fine... Fer sure, fer sure Shes a valley girl In a clothing store Okay, fine... Fer sure, fer sure Shes a Like, oh my god! (valley girl) Like - totally (valley girl) Encino is like so bitchen (valley girl) There's like the galleria (valley girl) And like all these like really great shoe stores I love going into like clothing stores and stuff I like buy the neatest mini-skirts and stuff Its like so bitchen cuz like everybodys like Super-super nice... Its like so bitchen... On ventura, there she goes She just bought some bitchen clothes Tosses her head n flips her hair She got a whole bunch of nothin in there Anyway, he goes are you into s and m? I go, oh right... Could you like just picture me in like a leather teddy Yeah right, hurt me, hurt me... I'm sure! No way! He was like freaking me out... He called me a beastie... That's cuz like he was totally blitzed He goes like bag your face! I'm sure! Valley girl Shes a valley girl Valley girl Shes a valley girl Okay, fine... Fer sure, fer sure Shes a valley girl So sweet n pure Okay, fine... Fer sure, fer sure Shes a Its really sad (valley girl) Like my english teacher Hes like... (valley girl) Hes like mr. Bu-fu (valley girl) Were talking lord God king bu-fu (valley girl) I am so sure Hes like so gross He like sits there and like plays with all his rings And he like flirts with all the guys in the class Its like totally disgusting I'm like so sure Its like barf me out... Gag me with a spoon! Last idea to cross her mind Had something to do with where to find A pair of jeans to fit her butt And where to get her toenails cut So like I go into this like salon place, yknow And I wanted like to get my toenails done And the lady like goes, oh my god, your toenails Are like so grody It was like really embarrassing Shes like oh my god, like bag those toenails I'm like sure... She goes, uh, I don't know if I can handle this, yknow... I was like really embarrassed... Valley girl Shes a valley girl Valley girl Shes a valley girl Okay, fine Fer sure, fer sure Shes a valley girl And there is no cure Okay, fine Fer sure, fer sure Shes a valley girl And there is no cure Like my mother is like a total space cadet (valley girl) She like makes me do the dishes and (valley girl) Clean the cat box (valley girl) I am sure That's like gross (valley girl) Barf out! (valley girl) Oh my God (valley girl) Hi! Uh-huh... (valley girl) My name? My name is ondrya wolfson (valley girl) Uh-huh That's right, ondrya (valley girl) Uh-huh... I know Its like... (valley girl) I do not talk funny... I'm sure (valley girl) What'sa matter with the way I talk? (valley girl) I am a val, I know (valley girl) But I live like in a really good part of encino so it's okay (valley girl) Uh-huh... (valley girl) So like, I don't know (valley girl) I'm like freaking out totally (valley girl) Oh my god! (valley girl) Hi - I have to go to the orthodon'tist (valley girl) I'm getting my braces off, yknow (valley girl) But I have to wear a retainer That's going to be really like a total bummer I'm freaking out I'm sure Its like those things that like stick in your mouth They're so gross... You like get saliva all over them But like, I don't know, it's going to be cool, yknow So you can see my smile Itll be like really cool Except my like my teeth are like too small But no biggie... Its so awesome Its like tubular, yknow Well, I'm not like really ugly or anything Its just like I don't know You know me, I'm like into like the clean stuff Like pac-man and like, I don't know Like my mother like makes me do the dishes Its like so gross... Like all the stuff like sticks to the plates And it's like, it's like somebody elses food, yknow Its like grody... Grody to the max I'm sure Its like really nauseating Like barf out Gag me with a spoon Gross I am sure Totally... Explain Request ×

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