Ingeneous Sgt Pilcher
He's found a way to make them pay,
For the deviant things they do and say
Pilcher, Sgt Pilcher
Quick-witted Sgt Pilcher
He's a dutiful man with his task at hand
And he's bound to insure with his masterplan
The purity of the motherland
Sgt Pilcher
In October of 1968
In the heart of Montague Square
There was a rumour of some deviation,
So Pilcher's Squad was there
Though it was determined before the intrudence
That the flat was fully clear
When Pilcher arrived and made his inspection
The hashish magically appeared
Pilcher, Sgt Pilcher
Ingeneous Sgt Pilcher
He's found a way to make them pay,
For the deviant things they do and say
Pilcher, Sgt Pilcher
Quick-witted Sgt Pilcher
He's a dutiful man with his task at hand
And he's bound to insure with his masterplan
The purity of the motherland
Sgt Pilcher
In March of 1969
On return from the store
Patty Harrison found Pilcher's squad waiting at her door
Planting tidbits on the popstars
Seemed quite the thing to do
'til it landed Pilcher in the pokie in 1972
Sgt Pilcher, Sgt Pilcher
That cunning Sgt Pilcher
He's found a way to make them pay,
For the deviant things they do and say
Pilcher, Sgt Pilcher
Sharp as a tack that Pilcher
He's a dutiful man with his task at hand
And he's bound to insure with his masterplan
The purity of the motherland
Sgt Pilcher
Sgt Pilcher, Sgt Pilcher Ingeneous Sgt Pilcher He's found a way to make them pay, For the deviant things they do and say Pilcher, Sgt Pilcher Quick-witted Sgt Pilcher He's a dutiful man with his task at hand And he's bound to insure with his masterplan The purity of the motherland Sgt Pilcher In October of 1968 In the heart of Montague Square There was a rumour of some deviation, So Pilcher's Squad was there Though it was determined before the intrudence That the flat was fully clear When Pilcher arrived and made his inspection The hashish magically appeared Pilcher, Sgt Pilcher Ingeneous Sgt Pilcher He's found a way to make them pay, For the deviant things they do and say Pilcher, Sgt Pilcher Quick-witted Sgt Pilcher He's a dutiful man with his task at hand And he's bound to insure with his masterplan The purity of the motherland Sgt Pilcher In March of 1969 On return from the store Patty Harrison found Pilcher's squad waiting at her door Planting tidbits on the popstars Seemed quite the thing to do 'til it landed Pilcher in the pokie in 1972 Sgt Pilcher, Sgt Pilcher That cunning Sgt Pilcher He's found a way to make them pay, For the deviant things they do and say Pilcher, Sgt Pilcher Sharp as a tack that Pilcher He's a dutiful man with his task at hand And he's bound to insure with his masterplan The purity of the motherland Sgt Pilcher Explain Request ×
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