100 Gecs – Potion Seller lyrics

[Spoken Word: Justin Kuritzkes]
Hello potion seller, I’m going into battle and I want your strongest potions
My potions are too strong for you, traveller
Potion seller, I tell you I’m going into battle and I want only your strongest potions
You can’t handle my potions, they are too strong for you
Potion seller, listen to me, I want only your strongest potions
My potions would kill you traveller, you cannot handle my potions
Potion seller, enough of these games, I’m going to battle and I need your strongest potions
My strongest potions would kill you traveller, you can’t handle my strongest potions. You better go to a seller that sells weaker potions
Potion seller, I’m telling you right now, I’m going into battle and I need only your strongest potions
You don’t know what you asked traveller, my strongest potions would kill a dragon, let alone a man. You need a seller that sells weaker potions, because my potions are too strong
Potion seller, I’m telling you I need your strongest potions, I’m going into a battle, I’m going to battle, and I need your strongest potions
You can’t handle my strongest potions. No one can, my strongest potions are fit for a beast, let alone a man
Potion seller what do I have to tell you to get your potions? Why won’t you trust me with your strongest potions, potion seller? I need them if I’m to be successful in the battle
I can’t give you my strongest positions, because my strongest potions are only for the strongest beings and you are of the weakest
Well then, that’s it potion seller, I’ll go elsewhere, I’ll go elsewhere for my potions
That’s what you better do
I’ll go elsewhere for my potions and I’ll never come back
Good, you are not welcome here. My potions are only for the strongest and you are clearly not of the strongest, you are clearly of the weakest
You have had your say, potion seller, but I’ll have mine. You’re a rascal; you’re a rascal with no respect for the knights, no respect for anything except your potions
Why respect the knights? When my potions can do anything that you can?