Buffering The Vampire Slayer – Doppelgängland lyrics

[Verse 1]
Well, you’ll never believe it but this wild thing happened:
Vampire Willow showed up from a different dimension
When we first saw the double, she avoided detection
Whoa-oh-oh-oh

See I accidentally hurt her feelings with Xander
Had this whole exchange involving Old Yeller
Then we saw her at the Bronze in full-body leather
But we didn’t know that we had the wrong Willow

[Chorus]
2-for-1 Willows this week, buy one get one free
2-for-1 Willows this week, it’s a doppelgänger hootenanny

[Verse 2]
Things got more confusing when she showed us her vamp face
Sent us crying to our library safe space and we
Broke it to giles that our friend was a memory
Whoa-oh-oh-oh

But when the Willow we know came in, our brains couldn’t hold it
Turns out that Anya did some temporal folding
And she went necklace-fishing but she reeled in a hellion
Who seems kind of gay in that lady-lickin way

[Chorus]
2-for-1 Willows this week, buy one get one free
2-for-1 Willows this week, it’s a doppelgänger hootenanny

[Bridge]
Anya can’t can’t even get a beer because she’s underage
But never never never never never fear cause Detective Angel is on the case

[Chorus]
2-for-1 Willows this week, buy one get one free
2-for-1 Willows this week, it’s a doppelgänger hootenanny
2-for-1 Willows this week, buy one get one free
2-for-1 Willows this week, it’s a doppelgänger hootenanny