Buffering The Vampire Slayer – Teacher's Pet lyrics

[Chorus]
Na na nananana na na, na na nananana naaa-Aaaa-Aaaah

[Verse 1]
Dr Gregory, he believed in me
All of the grown-ups think I’m a lost cause
When was the last time someone didn’t write me
Off to lunch and then, we found him with no head
Cordelia’s screaming, but she’s real resilient
Shouldn’t someone be calling law enforcement

I won’t ever be teacher’s pet, I’m really just not cut out for it
Slayers weren’t meant to study entomology
Could somebody please put Blaine on mute?
And wouldja get a fuckin’ load of this substitute
Spinnin her head around on top of her neck
Who’d wanna be teacher’s pet?

[Chorus]
Na na nananana na na, na na nananana naaa-Aaaa-Aaah (x 2)

[Verse 2]
Teen Masculinity, so prone to fragility
Just look at Xander, puffing his chest
Sparring with Blaine in this regressive contest
How often it’s been said, pretty girls just make boys lose theirs heads
With their smiles that say “take a chance
On my mandibles and serrated hands”

They all wanna be teacher’s pet, I’m really really just not down with it
Gotta save my friends from a giant (she)mantis
Virgins are her favorite, but she hates bat sonar
Sure makes hacking off her limbs a little less hard
It’s been an evening that I won’t soon forget
Who’d wanna be teacher’s pet

[Chorus]
Na na nananana na na, na na nananana naaa-Aaaa-Aaah (x 2)

[Outro]
I’m gonna go home, got some homework
Lemme just put these glasses back where they belong