And there's a centipede
Naked in your bedroom
Oh, and you swear to God
The fucker's out to get you
[Chorus]
And I digress
'Cause I must make you the perfect morning
I try my best
To scoop the slugger out the window
[Verse 2]
And there's a praying mantis
Prancing on your bathtub
And you swear it's a priest
From a past life out to getcha
[Chorus]
And I digress
'Cause I must make you the perfect evening
I try my best
To put the priest inside a jam jar
[Verse 3]
And there's a millipede
Angry on your carpet
Oh, and I must admit
He's staring with a vengeance
[Chorus]
Oh, and I digress
'Cause I must make you the perfect morning
And I try my best
To prove that nothing's out to get you
To prove that nothing's out to get you
[Verse 1] And there's a centipede Naked in your bedroom Oh, and you swear to God The fucker's out to get you [Chorus] And I digress 'Cause I must make you the perfect morning I try my best To scoop the slugger out the window [Verse 2] And there's a praying mantis Prancing on your bathtub And you swear it's a priest From a past life out to getcha [Chorus] And I digress 'Cause I must make you the perfect evening I try my best To put the priest inside a jam jar [Verse 3] And there's a millipede Angry on your carpet Oh, and I must admit He's staring with a vengeance [Chorus] Oh, and I digress 'Cause I must make you the perfect morning And I try my best To prove that nothing's out to get you To prove that nothing's out to get you Explain Request ×
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