Jakey – Titanfall 2 // RAP REVIEW lyrics

[Instrumental]
Sweet Jesus
2016 is gettin' treated
To FPS Games I didn't know I fuckin' needed
I'm bleedin'
And I'm breathing another Season
I'm playin so much that I'm forgeting I haven't eatin'
I'm starving
So Imma havin' a fuckin appetite
Even tho of the triple A sequel of my past life
I used to hit the first one like a crackpipe
Take you back to 2014 when I was Tongue tied

Living in denver with my Bro's
Working at a theater, sellin' out the shows
Gettin' off late nearly every single night
Playin' Titanfall 1
'till the sun's in my eyes
It'll come as no surprise

But becuz I loved you-u
Imma love you too-o
Oh Baby, yes I do
Oh Baby yes I do

[Hook]
I've lived my whole life
Wasting time
Spending Dimes
On games I loathe


Can you give me something good?
Like I know you should
Like I know you should
Like I know you would

If you had a complaint about the first game
Imma guess that it's been adressed
Like "No Campaign"
"No Unlockables"
Wasn't optimal
When the DLC separated half o' ya'll
But Respawn heard everything
And they fixed nearly everything
You get a campaign
Free DLC's
So many things
Customize anything except the fucking wedding ring

You get a campaign that Isn't actually dog ass
Story kinda sucks but the gameplay's bomb ass
A bunch of new types of titans, it's exciting
Moments in the game, that are actually surprising
Heaven
When the movement's this slick
Every other FPS is gonna need Chapstick
A practice
Doin' badass acrobatics
Running on the walls until I slide into your mattress


All new multiplayer modes
Reinvent the wheel till you're breaking that mold
I've been playing alot of Multiplayers this year
But the most fun I've had is right heeere
It's so fresh and addicting
Worth every single penny of that 60
I beg you, to just try it
Pretty please
I write about Ronin in my diaries (plural)

It's a shame about EA
Because they just really fucked this game
They decide to release the T between BF 1 and CoD
In the same damn month, good god!
Just give it a chance, tho!
Everytime I play, I need new pant alones
It's a game of the year contestant
I'm in love with this game, no question!

[Hook]
I've lived my whole life
Wasting time
Spending Dimes
On games I loathe

Can you give me something good?
Like I know you should
Like I know you should
Like I know you would