Lil Boom – I Need Lotion lyrics

[Intro]
I just can't get off of Pornhub
I just haven't had sex, what's the difference?

[Chorus]
Let's just be honest
It's a confession
I'm watchin' Pornhub
Not an obsession
It's just a blessin'
For my erection
This not a love song
This is a message
I need lotion, more lotion
I need lotion, more lotion
I need lotion, more lotion
I need lotion, more lotion

[Verse]
I need Jergens, an extra tissue
My old bitch 50, it's not an issue
Yo bitch say i got low self esteem, it hurt you
But i can [?] verbatim, that's on RedTube
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Starter coat on my neck
Left at Walmart with that sack, i feel like Santa's elf
I mix wokhardt with that sprite, it look like Chemical X
Ain't got no bitches so i'm sad, i feel like triple X
Pull up like mega man
I feel like Zeno-Chan
Don't need companions
I got my right hand
I grab my Jergens, and a [?]
You would think a nigga makin' Ramen
But i'm not man, it's alarmin'
Got this website full of hentai shit and bondage
Yo bitch fingers on my drum like this was rock-band
I spent 50 on my reload, like a comic
Yo bitch give fellatio, she just want my pistachio
Feel just like DiCaprio, put gas in like i'm Texaco
Got a lotta waifu bitches, and a lotta 3D hoes
But Pornhub still the right decision, you can't tell a nigga wrong

[Chorus]
Let's just be honest
It's a confession
I'm watchin' Pornhub
Not an obsession
It's just a blessin'
For my erection
This not a love song
This is a message
I need lotion, more lotion
I need lotion, more lotion
I need lotion, more lotion
I need lotion, more lotion