Thinking about how he'd like to buy a motorcycle
Trying to run down all those fickle people
People squeezing Charmin
Don't be afraid of Mr. Whipple
Then he came across a very fine lady
Goes up to her and says "Hey Hey Hey Baby
Let's go down to the deli
Where I can rub that big old Whipple belly!"
He's got the paper that surely won't grind
When you go to the store he's the one you'll find
When you leave the store he's the one you'll miss
You'll want to give Whipple a big old
Kiss
Here's a little story about Mr. Whipple Thinking about how he'd like to buy a motorcycle Trying to run down all those fickle people People squeezing Charmin Don't be afraid of Mr. Whipple Then he came across a very fine lady Goes up to her and says "Hey Hey Hey Baby Let's go down to the deli Where I can rub that big old Whipple belly!" He's got the paper that surely won't grind When you go to the store he's the one you'll find When you leave the store he's the one you'll miss You'll want to give Whipple a big old Kiss Explain Request ×
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