There's something inside me
I felt it kick
Something's gone wrong
Something's gone wrong
I got a bad headache
I got the shakes
Nothing seems to sooth this tummy ache
Could it be so
No it can't be so
Steven page is having a baby
Steven page is having a baby
They said boys could never give birth
I'm feeling kinda special that I'm the one
To bring the world a daughter
Or maybe a son
Well either's just fine
As long as they're mine
And if it's a boy I'll call him godon
And if it's a girl I'll call her gordon
I just like the name gordon
Steven page is having a baby
Steven page is having a baby
They said boys could never give birth
Steven page is playing a solo
Steven page is playing a solo
They said steve could never play jazz
And now it's time for the big morality quiz
Cause I don't know just who the father is
But I don't mind because all I want is a baby
All I want is a kid
Well maybe it's crazy, it might sound dumb
But will I be a daddy or will I be mum
Just call me steve
Just call me steve
And where will it come out when I give birth
Should I sell my story, how much is it worth
You won't belive, you just wouldn't believe
You won't believe it really
Steven page is having a baby
Steven page is having a baby
They said boys could never give birth
I woke up this morning and I felt sick There's something inside me I felt it kick Something's gone wrong Something's gone wrong I got a bad headache I got the shakes Nothing seems to sooth this tummy ache Could it be so No it can't be so Steven page is having a baby Steven page is having a baby They said boys could never give birth I'm feeling kinda special that I'm the one To bring the world a daughter Or maybe a son Well either's just fine As long as they're mine And if it's a boy I'll call him godon And if it's a girl I'll call her gordon I just like the name gordon Steven page is having a baby Steven page is having a baby They said boys could never give birth Steven page is playing a solo Steven page is playing a solo They said steve could never play jazz And now it's time for the big morality quiz Cause I don't know just who the father is But I don't mind because all I want is a baby All I want is a kid Well maybe it's crazy, it might sound dumb But will I be a daddy or will I be mum Just call me steve Just call me steve And where will it come out when I give birth Should I sell my story, how much is it worth You won't belive, you just wouldn't believe You won't believe it really Steven page is having a baby Steven page is having a baby They said boys could never give birth Explain Request ×
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