Barenaked Ladies – Quality lyrics

Just show me the venue
When I'm on the menu
It's personalized
The life of the party
I'm like Billy Barty
But regular sized
I guess I should explain:
Your guests will go insane for me

'Cause I'm serving up quality
That can't be beat
If you're not down
Vote with your feet
My quality biology
Is enhanced with high technology

Over in England
Everything bent
But I'm satisfied
I hung with the stars there
You know they drive cars there
On the other side
They barely noticed me
You said you'd go with me always

'Cause I'm serving up quality
That can't be beat
If you're not down
Vote with your feet
My quality biology
Inspired some Greek mythology

It's all true (cross your heart and hope to die)
I swear to you (stick a needle in your eye)
And if you've been misled
May some lightening strike me dead

Back in Japan they
Did not understand they
Sent me back here
Look at them now they're
Rubbing my cow there
And feeing it beer
I may go back some day
They'll have a huge buffet for me

'Cause I'm serving up quality
That can't be beat
If you're not down
Vote with your feet
My quality neurology
Is studied in theology

It's quality
That can't be beat
If you're not down
Vote with your feet
My quality biology
Is enhanced with high technology
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Biology Astrology Radiology
My quality neurology
Is studied in theology