Bowling For Soup – Dear Megan Fox lyrics

Dear Megan Fox, Did you get my Facebook post?
It's been two whole days and I ain't heard back,
Did you read too much into my note?
I like your cool tattoo, but Norma Jean ain't got nothing on you,
If I come to la will you show me the town? Maybe Shia Labeouf can hang out to.

I know there are others that tell you they love you,
But you will only be happy with me.

(So let me tell 'em)

Fate cannot bring me that girl from Grey's Anatomy and Paris Hilton's so two years ago,
It's not like I don't understand the ass of Kim Kardashian has powers beyond anyones control,
But I thank god everyday, you're always one click away,
And no-one else will ever know what we got.
Dear Megan Fox.

Dear Megan Fox, how come you don't have a southern accent,
What's your twitter account?
And will you follow me?
My birthday's coming up,
Please don't forget.

I know there are others that tell you they love you,
But you will only be happy with me.

(So let me tell 'em)

Fate cannot bring me that girl from Grey's Anatomy and Paris Hilton's so two years ago,
It's not like I don't understand the ass of Kim Kardashian has powers beyond anyones control,
But I thank god everyday, you're always one click away,
And no-one else will ever know what we got.
Dear Megan Fox.

(Remember that time in that movie Transformers, when you hot-wired that tow-truck, and you strapped a robot on the back of it and you guys went driving through the city shootin' rockets at the evil robots blowing stuff up and you finally blew up Megatron? That was awesome!)

I know there are others that tell you they love you,
But you will only be happy with me.
Fate cannot bring me that girl from Grey's Anatomy and Paris Hilton's so two years ago,
It's not like I don't understand the ass of Kim Kardashian has powers beyond anyones control,
But I thank god everyday, you're always one click away,
And no-one else will ever know what we got.

(No-one else will ever know what we got)

And no-one else will ever know what we got.
Dear Megan Fox.