Cast – The Backson Song lyrics

It's a Giant creature with a tail
Here I'll draw Piglet in for scale
His hide is like a shaggy rug
His face a surely ugly mug
With two sharp horns atop his head
In between a mop of hair that's red
And in his nose a ring of gold
It smells of monkey's feet and mold
Its toes are black
Its fur is blue
I swear that all I tell you is not made up
The Backson!
The Backson!
The Backson!
The Backson
Oh no!
But Owl what does the Backson do?
Yes Owl what does the Backson do?
Hmm, what does the Backson do?
I'm thinking, I'm thinking, I'm thinking, I'm thinking and now I will tell you
They sneak into your library and scribble in all your books
The Backson, The Backson! We don't like the Backson!
When decorating your Christmas tree, they tangle up all the hooks!
The Backson! The Backson! We're afraid of the Backson.
They spoil the milk, they stop all the clocks, they use their horns to put hole in your socks
The Backson's the one who's been putting holes in our socks!

Tell us more about what Backsons do
Yes more about what Backsons do
More about what Backsons do? Why don't we hear some thoughts from you
Maybe they make ya sleep too late
Yes, yes that's good, that's great
I bet their the reason my tail is gone
You're on a roll go on, go on!
They muddy up your tiny house
They make you feel as small as a mouse
They break your crayons
They spill your tea!
They wake up babies at one and three
They made me catch the cold I caught
Winnie the Pooh: They made me lose my train of thought
They swipe your strips
They clog your pipes
They dig up your garden
They won't be your pardon
Winnie the Pooh: They eat your snacks
They won't relax!
They chip your tooth
They steal your youth!
And now you know the horrible truth
The Backson, The Backson, The Backson, The Backson. Oh Noooooo!

Oh yes
I know exactly what we'll do
We'll find things Backsons are partial to
Like books
And dishes
And socks
And toys
Yes everything that a Backson destroys
Then we'll dig an enormous pit and make the items lead to it
He'll fall in and we'll get our friend
And this horrible nightmare will come to an end
The Backson!
The Backson!
The Backson!
The Backson!
Go home and search your closets, bring everything that you can
The Backson! The Backson! We're gonna catch the Backson!
We'll save Christopher Robin by following Rabbit's plan
The Backson! The Backson! We'll save Christopher Robin!
We must be brave and have no fear
Search to the death, we'll persevere
We'll search by the sun and the light and the moon and everything goes well!
We'll be back soon!
Back soon?
Back soon!
Sounds like Backson
Back soon!
Oh well, good luck everyone!