Chixdiggit – My Dad Vs. P.M. lyrics

My mom always liked paul the best
She liked his smile and the way he dressed
And when he sang
His mouth made an o whoah

Dad liked the girl who did "Delta Dawn"
But I'll save that for another song
He loves all animals
Is what you gotta know

We started getting death threats
In the mailbox milk sucks,
Let the animals go
They were blaming my dad
For testing on cats
They were blaming my dad,
My dad?

My dad (my dad) versus Paul McCartney
He likes to eat meat it's true
My dad (my dad) versus Paul McCartney
He don't really care if you don't eat it too

Paul thought my dad was a science guy
That makes shampoo that doesn't hurt your eyes
He got reported to p.e.t.a well,
They had protests in the neighbourhood
When they found out they didn't feel too good

They were looking for a guy
With a different name
We stopped getting death threats in the mailbox
Our lives are back to normal

And now mom and dad want to get a cat
want to get a cat
My mom and dad (my dad) versus Paul McCartney
He likes to eat meat it's true
My dad (my dad) versus Paul McCartney

He don't really care if you don't eat it too
Don't eat it too
Don't eat it too
Don't eat it too, baby,
You know that it's true