She was buyin' some food
I walked up to her and I said "Hey!"
"When's the baby due?"
She said "Baby?"
"I'm not having a baby,"
"what you talkin' about?"
I said "Sorry... Mrs. Parker"
I put my foot in my mouth
[Chorus:]
I got my foot in my mouth,
Guess I should watch what I say,
I got my foot in my mouth,
It's prob'ly better that way
I took my brother to the mall last Christmas,
To see Santa and his sleigh,
I said "Aren't you glad that you're old enough,"
"to know that Santa is fake?"
He said "Fake? Santa's not fake!"
"What you talkin about?"
I said "No, I didn't tell ya Santa was fake!"
"I said...Santa's great..."
I put my foot in my mouth
[Chorus:]
"here's the last verse"
I was braggin' to a friend of mine
How I ran over this cat,
I said "His name was fluffy, cause I read the tag..."
"right after I squashed him flat"
She said "Fluffy? My cat's name is Fluffy! He was my best friend."
I said "No, I didn't say his name was Fluffy!"
"I said his name was... Twinkles"
Here I go again...
[Chorus: X2]
I saw Mrs. Parker at the store today, She was buyin' some food I walked up to her and I said "Hey!" "When's the baby due?" She said "Baby?" "I'm not having a baby," "what you talkin' about?" I said "Sorry... Mrs. Parker" I put my foot in my mouth [Chorus:] I got my foot in my mouth, Guess I should watch what I say, I got my foot in my mouth, It's prob'ly better that way I took my brother to the mall last Christmas, To see Santa and his sleigh, I said "Aren't you glad that you're old enough," "to know that Santa is fake?" He said "Fake? Santa's not fake!" "What you talkin about?" I said "No, I didn't tell ya Santa was fake!" "I said...Santa's great..." I put my foot in my mouth [Chorus:] "here's the last verse" I was braggin' to a friend of mine How I ran over this cat, I said "His name was fluffy, cause I read the tag..." "right after I squashed him flat" She said "Fluffy? My cat's name is Fluffy! He was my best friend." I said "No, I didn't say his name was Fluffy!" "I said his name was... Twinkles" Here I go again... [Chorus: X2] Explain Request ×
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