I like cheese but I can't digest the shit
I'm on the loo in the middle of Washington
These are some of the things
I can't eat:
It's
Yogurt, milk, and cheese
That makes me shit
I cannot not, not, not, have nothing yo
But when I eat the dairy
My bowels do flow
Uh oh
I think I shit myself
I had some ice cream man
[Bridge] x4
He cannot digest the lactose
These are just the facts
[Intelligible voice]
[Verse 1] I like cheese but I can't digest the shit I'm on the loo in the middle of Washington These are some of the things I can't eat: It's Yogurt, milk, and cheese That makes me shit I cannot not, not, not, have nothing yo But when I eat the dairy My bowels do flow Uh oh I think I shit myself I had some ice cream man [Bridge] x4 He cannot digest the lactose These are just the facts [Intelligible voice] Explain Request ×
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