Cunninlynguists – Halfanimal lyrics

send* corrections to the typist [Hook]

"Half
animal half, man" - Eminem "Half
man half, amazin" - Nas "It
seems so amazin" "I, verbally burn a nigga" - Canibus "Check
the flows of the major deacon "- Redman [Deacon

the Villain] Get
close and lose your soul Dr
so. ? the G-version of how this story is really told Conquerin'
Deacon is a silly goal You're
just a common new editon for a Faces of Death videos Splish
splash in your own blood bath Holdin'
your chest bigger than Bobby Brown's drug stash Bigger
than Louie Anderson's belly flop splash Ass
streatch wider than Jim Carrey's mouth when he laughs You
might as well smoke a cigarrette while you huff gas Facin'
me is dummer than using fingernail clippers to cut grass (Your
choice) Dozen inch dick or a cocked twelve Cause
playin' Cool J is the only time I'm rockin' L Death
follows me like gunshots and hot shells The
last time I stopped rappin' coffin makers stock fell Like
a seeled water hose I got rap locked well But
your album is an iron raft that, shit will not sail/sell [Hook]

[Deacon

the Villian] questions
? when testin' me I
got so many punchlines You'd
think I'm fightin' off referees My
specialities is any type of world weaponry So
stop stressin' or catch a hot lesson You
wouldn't be fly demonic ? possessions I
deliever lung shots that cause pneumonic depressions Jump
inside of ? bubonic infections Liek
poision commuion wine People
can't stomache my blessings In
a battle session I
can blow out daylight Cause
I'm like Shakesphere retired I
never playwrite/play right Never
say shit twice Give
ya one chance to hear it My
flow Godly touches your spirit so ya better fear it I
collect souls and put 'em on clearance Death's
about to make an appearance due to your interfearance So
don't surprise me and start my defense reflex Cause
I'm dope enough to suffocate your weak set with a Kleenex [Hook]

[Deacon

the Villain] I've
been the truth since the cradle While
most of y'all are so good at lyin'/lion I
thought Simba raised you Realize
what I do to guys with lines The
only Mac you got came Super Sized with fries Brand
me half, animal half, cannibal Make
like Bruce Banner and throw a fuckin' van at you The
rap Hannibal it, takes +Silence+ to stop violence Undermine
my talents and leave you lyin' under violins My
skills are like Bill Gates stock wealth While
half of y'all are fake fur I, mean not felt I
move at speeds that'll make a stop watch melt Like
autofellatio I'm, only tryin' to top self That's
why half of these punks are scared to fight They
talk shit then bleed like dog parasites But
I terror write out, the frame and set fire to the canvas My
deaths is eternal you'll, never understand this