Danger Mouse – Don't Do Drugs lyrics

They call me mister hustler.
See me around the way every day.
The smoke juggler, the coke bubbler. You know.
I'll getcha high if you gimme your dough.
I'm only trying to get you to put your nose three feet deep in the snow.
Get a whiff of this, real good green weed without any
Seeds. Get a sniff of this,
Vitamin C O K E. Take a puff of this,
Opium that'll leave your mind blown, grown from colombia seeds. Come on!

So what about smoke?
I got it!
Coke?
I got it!
What about Ex?
I got it!
What about dope?
I got it!

Whitney's chillin! Bobby's Chillin!
Let's get high 'cause we love the feelin'!

(If you take my advice you will try one)
We got red ones green ones blue ones white ones.
(Take my advice you will try one)
And if you take my advice and try 'em you might like 'em.

Don't you think that you should be cautioning people not to buy this.
There's no way that you should be endorsing for people to try this.
Especially me, I'm just a petty larsen,
The godsend of a mobster in the moonlight doing arson for the boss, run!

Check it out. The first one is always free.
Strong enough to get you to come back,
Possibly strung out enough to run back!

So what about smoke?
I got it!
Dope?
I got it!
Ex?
I got it!
Coke?
I got it!

Marion's chillin! Clinton is chillin!
Let's get high 'cause love the feelin'!

(If you take my advice you will try one)
We got red ones green ones blue ones white ones.
(Take my advice you will try one)
And if you take my advice and try 'em you might like 'em.

Excuse me. Ain't you that person who be at the university,
Studying heavily and partying heartily?
You need to ease your mind,
Put your feet up and recline. Um, gimme a nick and I'ma sell you a dime.
Puff Puff Pass. I got big bags of grass for sale.
You can enhance the strength and smell if you just sprinkle it with hash.

So what about smoke?
I got it!
Coke?
I got it!
What about Ex?
I got it!
What about dope?
I got it!

Darrell's chillin! Lt's chillin! Let's get high 'cause we love the feelin'

(If you take my advice you will try one)
We got red ones green ones blue ones white ones.
(Take my advice you will try one)
And if you take my advice and try 'em you might like 'em.

They call me mister hustler! I'll get you high if you gimme your dough!