Enter The Haggis – Ride My Monster lyrics

Across the loch
On the mountain side
There lives a lovely lassie I would see tonight
But I haven't got an automobile...
And my bicycle has got a broken wheel...

So... I'll... Be...
Floating 'cross the loch on my monster again
My monster's always with me
He's my very special friend
I'm going to see my lassie Sue Magoo
And if she wants to, Sue Magoo can ride my monster too

When I was wee
At the age of three
That's when I noticed that there was a monster
Very close to me

Though at that time
He was only small
We grew together and now
He has grown quite tall

So... I'll... Be...
Floating 'cross the loch on my monster again
My monster's always with me
He's my very special friend
I'm going to see my lassie Sue Magoo
And if she wants to, Sue Magoo can ride my monster too

And now I am
A big strappin' man
And Sue Magoo and I go riding every chance we can
And together we three road the swails
And one day we had wedding bells

But ten years later
Well, things did change
'Cause Sue got angry and she had my monster rearranged
And although once we were unseperable
The damage was irrepreble
And now he's floating in a mason jar
And I swear I see him dancing when I'm playing my guitar...

So... I'll... Be...
Floating 'cross the loch on my monster again
My monster's always with me
He's my very special friend
I'm going to see my lassie?
And if she wants to, Sue Magoo can ride my monster too

Across the loch
With my monster?