Exile – Christmas Missed Us lyrics

I wonder why Christmas missed us, I wonder
I wonder why Christmas missed us, I wonder
I wonder why Christmas missed us, I wonder
I, I, I wonder, I, I, I wonder
I wonder why Christmas missed us, I wonder
I wonder why Christmas missed us, I wonder
I wonder why Christmas missed us, I wonder
I, I, (what) I wonder, huh, wha, I wonder

It's probably 'cause I wanted so many gifts
G.I. Joes, Hulk Hogans on my Christmas list
Now I'm asking for challenges, I wanted a Rolls Royce
My aunt had a Rolls Royce but I can't be mad at her
She worked hard to get it, I worked hard for
Schwinn bikes and bus tickets, look homie I bust writtens
It's not like I'm a doctor, a lawyer, professor
Even an employer, or a McDonald's employee
I'm a L.A. B-Boy MC, I rim seats
Thirty-four years old I get cheese
To rip shows and spit flows
I wish those with rich things could switch seats
With those on Skid Row just to see
Who really got big dreams, you wouldn't believe
I had six point four million now I'm livin' on the streets
Should be fillin' applications but I'm spittin' on a beat
Homie you trippin', next year I'ma have Christmas like a king

I wonder why Christmas missed us, I wonder
I wonder why Christmas missed us, I wonder
I wonder why Christmas missed us, I wonder
I, I, I wonder, I, I, I wonder
I wonder why Christmas missed us, I wonder
I wonder why Christmas missed us, I wonder
I wonder why Christmas missed us, I wonder
I, I, (what) I wonder, huh, wha, I wonder

I went to sleep at midnight, on Christmas Eve
And when I woke up the next mornin' I was in Belize
They said Feliz Navidad, gave me a ticket to Greece
I went to Greece they said go to Egypt, you could be a king
I went to Egypt they said go to Israel, you could be a god
I went to Israel and they shot me in my arm
I wonder why Christmas missed us
Where missiles blow instead of kisses under a mistletoe
I wonder will American greed take me under
Or will I give to people in need and feed the hunger
I pulled a gift from up under the tree
I read the note on it, just so happens it was for me
I said gee, couldn't be, not a underground MC
Usin' really bad words, playin' really loud beats
Why do you deserve the gift?
Matter of fact who is it from?
I read the note again, damn, it wasn't from anyone, yo

I wonder why Christmas missed us, I wonder
I wonder why Christmas missed us, I wonder
I wonder why Christmas missed us, I wonder
I, I, I wonder, I, I, I wonder
I wonder why Christmas missed us, I wonder
I wonder why Christmas missed us, I wonder
I wonder why Christmas missed us, I wonder
I, I, (what) I wonder, huh, wha, I wonder

Now some might even ask what Christmas is
'Cause Jesus was born close to where Saint Nicholas lived
It's like you could feel the gift of givin'
Gifts celebrated through Hanukkah and on the twenty-fifth
When I was six I shop lifted
And when I woke up on Christmas I didn't get shit
One time I got a life-sized cardboard penny
Matter of fact every Christmas I got a pair of pennies
Some wake up on Christma and they don't have a penny
Some don't believe in Christmas and some don't get any
So be grateful, thankful, that you got a plateful
'Cause everybody ain't that able (yup)
Jesús got a place for you and Buddha got a different birthday
But he got space too, seven wise men
Followed the North Star the night before
Celebrated annual, just to remind you all

I wonder why Christmas missed us, I wonder
I wonder why Christmas missed us, I wonder
I wonder why Christmas missed us, I wonder
I, I, I wonder, I, I, I wonder
I wonder why Christmas missed us, I wonder
I wonder why Christmas missed us, I wonder
I wonder why Christmas missed us, I wonder
I, I, (what) I wonder, huh, wha, I wonder

Ho, ho, ho, yeah, yeah, yeah whatever
Blu and Exile? No, no, no presents for those guys
No, we're gonna just, let's go back to the North Pole
Rudolph let's get outta here