Five Guys Named Moe – I Like 'Em Fat Like That lyrics

You know I like being surrounded
By such voluptuosity
Such poultritude, to be mothered and smothered
Basted in sweet sumptuousness

Let the cats all criticize
Joke about my baby's size
She's reet with me because you see
I like 'em fat like that

When she bounces down the street
She's a whole heap of honey and ain't she sweet
Feels so fine to know that she is mine
I like 'em fat like that

You can have all those lean chicks
Tender and tall
But when it comes to mean kicks
A big fat momma's the best of all

After I get through working
Well, I reach and grab my hat
And I hurry home, don't want her to be alone
Cause I like 'em fat like that

Tell me why do you like them
More bounce to the ounce
Say why do you like 'em?
More room to rump

How big do you like 'em?
Tons of fun
How wide do you like 'em?
Well, like that

So you like 'em like that
Yeah, I'm a chubby chaser
Ooh, look at her go, don't try to run
Ooh, it must be jelly, cause jam don't shake like that

You can have all those lean chicks
Tender and tall
But when it comes to mean kicks
A big fat momma's the best of all

After I get through working
Well, I reach and grab my hat
And I hurry home, don't want her to be alone
Cause I like 'em fat like that
Now thin may be in, but fat is where it's at