Flight Of The Conchords – I Told You I Was Freaky lyrics

Girl, I'm gonna take the month of August off
Just to get you off, I'm freaky
I'm gonna clear the table top
We're gonna need a mop, I'm freaky

Let's take a photo of a goat in a boat
And then we can float in a moat and be freaky, freaky
Let's take my body and we'll cover it with honey
Stick some money to the honey
Now I'm covered in money, honey

I go outside onto the ledge and push my ass against the
Glass
You can act like you don't know me
I'll take a cup and then I'll put it on my head
And I'll just stand there being freaky with a cup on my
Head

I told you I was freaky
I told you I was freaky, baby
You didn't believe me
Don't look at me

I told you I was freaky
Hey, look at me
Girl, let's get freaky

Let's make two life size cardboard cut outs of our
Bodies
And then pose them into sensual positions
I'll paint the wallpaper pattern onto your naked skin
Stand against the wallpaper and get off like chameleons

I flip some clips on my lips, I clip some chips to your
Hips
I nibble chips off your hips and watch the moon eclipse
I'll go outside and get some leaves and pretend to be a
Tree
You can be a squirrel and store my nuts for me

I told you I was freaky
He told you he was freaky, baby
You didn't believe me
Take that off

I told you I was freaky
Put this on
Girl, I do this shit weekly

I wanna fly so high in the sky, let's see what our love
Brings
Let's steal my roommate's pillow feathers
And make some homemade wings
Gonna fly so high with makeshift pillow wings
Girl, can you believe we're flying with homemade pillow
Wings

Here I am all dressed in snakeskin
Now I'm in you kitchen making love to your cake tin
Oh no is this the one your baking
I told you I was freaky did you think that I was faking

At 8pm I sell my underpants on Ebay
At a half past 9 I hold a seance in your hallway
At 10o'clock I have some ghosts for a threeway
Yes it's creepy I told you I was freaky

I told you I was freaky baby
I told you I was freaky baby