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Frank Zappa – Master Ringo lyrics
[Hermann Kretzschmar voice]

Dear pfiq,
Since you printed my question and photo in issue number 29, pfiq, I have received many letters.
I'm glad I'm retired so I have plenty of time to answer all.
I finally got rid of the smell
Of the deep scrotum piercings
(mumble)
By putting a 5/32-inches barbell and a 5/16-inches ring.
Now, air can get through.
(laughs)

(Fz: Can you stand like that?
Hermann: Maybe I should read the text one whole, because. .. Again. .. Oh. ..
Fz: Just. .. Just say "now, air can get through")

Now, air can get through.
Don't ever quit putting out pfiq, as it is most enjoy-able.
I have them all
And go over them many times.
You never heard anymore of Carl... Carol, issue n... Number 14, I believe?
Keep up the great work. I don't know what to pierce next.

P. S. Do you use 1-percent xylocaine for deep cockhead piercings?
Piercing the head of the c*** must be painful.
(Oohh!)
I had the head tattooed and it hurt like hell!
But I didn't want the artist to stop.

Master Ringo
1970-Wim
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Songwriters: Frank Zappa
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