Help me, 911 operator, got a Friday night emergency
I need nursin' 'cause I'm hurtin' from a long week workin'
And I'm thirstin' for a remedy
I need a red-head, brunette, or blonde
Angel have mercy that will put me through intensive care
There's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere
Hang on, don't hang up on me, lady
Gotta take me to the promised land
'Cause I'm dying to see something like a jukejoint jumpin'
To a thumpin' little five piece band
I need a red dirt 'n swingin'
Just anything that's country
Karaoke, I don't care
There's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere
There's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere
There's gotta be a honky-tonk
Girl, you gotta get me there
I've tried the phone at the road
Mapped Siri, "where's the party at?"
But that ain't got me anywhere
There's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere
Last call, answer, operator
I'm afraid I'm runnin' out of time
I know I sound broken but I just keep hopin'
For an open glowin' neon sign
Maybe this is crazy but I'm thinkin', baby
Maybe later you could meet me there
There's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere
There's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere
There's gotta be a honky-tonk
Girl, you gotta get me there
I've tried the phone at the road
Mapped Siri, "where's the party at?"
But that ain't got me anywhere
There's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere
Out there's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere
"911, what's the nature of your emergency?" Help me, 911 operator, got a Friday night emergency I need nursin' 'cause I'm hurtin' from a long week workin' And I'm thirstin' for a remedy I need a red-head, brunette, or blonde Angel have mercy that will put me through intensive care There's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere Hang on, don't hang up on me, lady Gotta take me to the promised land 'Cause I'm dying to see something like a jukejoint jumpin' To a thumpin' little five piece band I need a red dirt 'n swingin' Just anything that's country Karaoke, I don't care There's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere There's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere There's gotta be a honky-tonk Girl, you gotta get me there I've tried the phone at the road Mapped Siri, "where's the party at?" But that ain't got me anywhere There's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere Last call, answer, operator I'm afraid I'm runnin' out of time I know I sound broken but I just keep hopin' For an open glowin' neon sign Maybe this is crazy but I'm thinkin', baby Maybe later you could meet me there There's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere There's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere There's gotta be a honky-tonk Girl, you gotta get me there I've tried the phone at the road Mapped Siri, "where's the party at?" But that ain't got me anywhere There's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere Out there's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere Explain Request ×
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