Mae West was a man
Who liked the feel of feathers
I am a man
Who dreams of baby beavers
[Verse 2]
Unicorns are cool
Cause they're cute and beautiful
Little dogs are cool,
Dressed up tough and playing poker
[Chorus]
I want a pony,
A big, fat pony
I want a pony,
Want to feed him carrots
I want a pony,
A big, fat pony
I want a pony,
Want to feed him baloney
[Verse 3]
John Wayne was a girl
Who had a taste for leather
I am a girl
With shoes for any weather
[Verse 4]
Horseshoe crabs are neat
When they get stuck on their backs
Little flies are neat
When they fly right in your mouth
[Chorus]
But I want a pony,
A big, fat pony
I want a pony,
Want to feed him carrots
I want a pony,
A big, fat pony
I want a pony,
Want to feed him baloney
[Verse 1] Mae West was a man Who liked the feel of feathers I am a man Who dreams of baby beavers [Verse 2] Unicorns are cool Cause they're cute and beautiful Little dogs are cool, Dressed up tough and playing poker [Chorus] I want a pony, A big, fat pony I want a pony, Want to feed him carrots I want a pony, A big, fat pony I want a pony, Want to feed him baloney [Verse 3] John Wayne was a girl Who had a taste for leather I am a girl With shoes for any weather [Verse 4] Horseshoe crabs are neat When they get stuck on their backs Little flies are neat When they fly right in your mouth [Chorus] But I want a pony, A big, fat pony I want a pony, Want to feed him carrots I want a pony, A big, fat pony I want a pony, Want to feed him baloney Explain Request ×
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