Just waiting for a visit from Ed McMahon
Oppourtunity is knockin but I can't open the door
Cause I'm shit faced drunk passed out on the kitchen floor
I'm a bum
Wating for my fortune to fall into my lap
But if I gotta work for it I'd rather take a nap
I can eat, I can sleep, I can play nintendo
But if you paid me to go to work, I still wouldn't go
I'm a bum
I'm a bum
Sit around all day
And I get nothin' done
I'm a bum
I'm a bum
That's right
I'm a bum
The boob tube replaced the dog
As man's best friend
Doesn't shit on the floor
Always has an ear to lend
Nacho supreme, a pizza
Ten hours of tv
Is all my life will ever be
If I could pick lotto numbers
Like I pick my nose
I'd escape the life of bein' an average Joe
Til' then I'll just sit around all day
Remote control in hand
Just waiting for a visit from Ed McMahon
Sit around all day remote control glued to my hand Just waiting for a visit from Ed McMahon Oppourtunity is knockin but I can't open the door Cause I'm shit faced drunk passed out on the kitchen floor I'm a bum Wating for my fortune to fall into my lap But if I gotta work for it I'd rather take a nap I can eat, I can sleep, I can play nintendo But if you paid me to go to work, I still wouldn't go I'm a bum I'm a bum Sit around all day And I get nothin' done I'm a bum I'm a bum That's right I'm a bum The boob tube replaced the dog As man's best friend Doesn't shit on the floor Always has an ear to lend Nacho supreme, a pizza Ten hours of tv Is all my life will ever be If I could pick lotto numbers Like I pick my nose I'd escape the life of bein' an average Joe Til' then I'll just sit around all day Remote control in hand Just waiting for a visit from Ed McMahon Explain Request ×
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