Well, I have
Have you ever been more famous than me
Well, I have
Have you ever been stung by a bee
Well, I have
Have you ever met Muhammad Ali
I have, I have
Have you ever had a case of the flu
Well, I have
Have you ever had to escape from a zoo
I have
Have you ever met the guys in The Who
Well, I have
I'm in Who's Who, are you
I am
Have you ever stood in line at the bank
Had an uncle named Frank
Have you ever rode around in a tank
I have
But I've never been to Fairbanks Alaska
That's the only place I've never been
Have you ever been everywhere else
I have, I have
Have you ever locked your keys in your car
Well, I have
Have you ever been thrown out of a bar
I have
But I've never shot eighteen under par
And I still don't know where all those balls are
Except the one that went in some doctor's car
One time in Lincoln Nebraska
And some day I'm going to Fairbanks Alaska
If it's the last thing I ever do
Have you ever done everything else
I have too, I have
Have you ever seen yourself on tv Well, I have Have you ever been more famous than me Well, I have Have you ever been stung by a bee Well, I have Have you ever met Muhammad Ali I have, I have Have you ever had a case of the flu Well, I have Have you ever had to escape from a zoo I have Have you ever met the guys in The Who Well, I have I'm in Who's Who, are you I am Have you ever stood in line at the bank Had an uncle named Frank Have you ever rode around in a tank I have But I've never been to Fairbanks Alaska That's the only place I've never been Have you ever been everywhere else I have, I have Have you ever locked your keys in your car Well, I have Have you ever been thrown out of a bar I have But I've never shot eighteen under par And I still don't know where all those balls are Except the one that went in some doctor's car One time in Lincoln Nebraska And some day I'm going to Fairbanks Alaska If it's the last thing I ever do Have you ever done everything else I have too, I have Explain Request ×
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