Kevin Bloody Wilson – Stick That Fuckin Fone lyrics

Hello operator, I'd like to make a call, could I have four double seven three one zero four

I'm sorry sir, could you repeat that number once again?

Four double seven three one zero four, did you get it then?

Could you speak a little slower four double seven's all I got

Thwee one zero four, are you bloody deaf or what?

Well look I got the first bit I just didn't get the last

Well you can stick that fuckin fone up yer fuckin arse

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Stick that fuckin fone, up yor fuckin arse
You're supposed to fuckin help, not make it fuckin hard
I only want to make a call but you're just being smart
So you can stick that fuckin fone up yor fuckin arse

Now the great big guy from telecom came to disconnect the phone
For breach of regulations just a couple of days ago,
You upset our operator with a pretty nasty call

What you fuckin' on about, it was all her fuckin fault

Well she claims that it was all your fault she really was distressed

What about your customers, she upset me first

We've got her written statement which shortly will be read
But it might help if you'd recall exactly what you said

I said
Stick that fuckin fone, up yor fuckin arse
You're supposed to fuckin help, not make it fuckin hard
I just tried to make a call but she just acted smart
So I said stick that fuckin fone up yor fuckin arse

Well that's not exactly on sir, it's just not on at all
You must use common etiquette if you wish to make a call
And please and thank you also helps you can't talk to her like that

Please and bloody thank you well you fuckin tell her that!
And she knows without a telephone I'm really in the shit
Perhaps if you apologized it just may help a bit.

Apologize, apologize, apologize to who?

Just go in and ask for operator forty two.

Good morning, are you're waiting, Is there something I can do?

Yes I'd like to speak to operator forty two

I'm sorry sir I missed that could you repeat what you just said

Oh shit I don't believe it here we fuckin go again.
Operator 42, Look I'll just write it down

Oh Operator 42 I'll see if she's around

Gee they're bloody useless I'm sure that they're all deaf
No wonder that I did me twis no wonder what I said
Stick that fuckin fone, up your fuckin arse
You're supposed to fuckin help, not make it fuckin hard
I just want to make a call and your just being smart
So you can stick that fuckin fone up yor fuckin arse

Now they make me sit around and wait all bloody day
Just so they can make me sweat an have the final say
That's like the public service they make you scrape an bow
Aaah shitt she's fuckin ugly if that's her comin now.

I'm Operator 42, I'm busy, make it fast

Did a bloke tell you to stick that fuckin phone right up your ass

Yes he did the filthy animal, I remember now

Well you better fuckin brace yourself cos he's bring it around

And you can Stick that fuckin fone, up your fuckin arse
You're supposed to fuckin help, not make it fuckin hard
I just tried to make a call and you just acted smart
So you can stick that fuckin fone up yor fuckin arse

Stick that fuckin fone, up yor fuckin arse
You're supposed to fuckin help, not make it fuckin hard
I just tried to make a call and you just acted smart
So you can stick that fuckin fone up yor fuckin arse.