Korn – Jingle Balls lyrics

Twas the night before Christmas
When all through the house
Everybody was stoned
Even the mouse

Girl from the whore house
And me from the jail
And I just setteled down
To get a piece of her tail

When all of a sudden
I heard such a clatter
I tripped on my dick
And busted my bladder!!

I went downstairs
And what did I see?!
A fat little red fagget
Hanging from a tree

He stuffed the stockings
With reefer and beer
And a big fat hairy dick
For the family queer

That's the end of my story
Funny wasn't it, ya see?

She didn't even...

She didn't see my thing behind ya
Leave ya for this private eye
I was there to give'em near to my
I'm gonna say this
Zima zima mommy fah
Give'em a taste of me
Came to the grizma
Give'em a little excitement to the damn monkey
Hope it don't offend ya
Your monkey can stay with me
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhh ahhhhhhhh

Chevy took my brain
Same old motherfucker sucked my dick that day
He will never zima zima
Never never not that day
Yeah, but he thinks he's better than me
I'm really sick of all this excitement
You can suck my dick all day
Uma zooma nooga dunga
One, two, three, four
Santa can suck my dick all day!