Laptop – Greatest Hits lyrics

You remind me of a couple girls I used to know
That I used to be involved with
Thanks a lot, what a compliment
Wait, I know that sounds a little bad
Yes, it does
But I mean the good traits
Why don't you just go back to them then?
No, no, no
I'm saying just the opposite
I'm saying the reverse

You're a "greatest hits"
You're a "the best of"
You include only the good cuts of the girls that I've been out with
You're a "greatest hits"
You're a "the best of"
Why don't you shut your mouth before you scratch it up?
What a minute

Is that it?
No, I'm just saying...
You're a little like Miranda
Oh baby, she could name a tune
Oh, could she?
Just flip on any radio station
And like two notes in
She's like that's "so and so" from 'eighty-two

You're a little like Francesca
Who's Francesca?
With crazy stories from her youth
Mom on some heavy drugs
Dad in the Mafia
Yeah, I thought that all was pretty cool
You better get over yourself

Why don't you just go back to them then?
Honey, I'm saying the reverse

You're a "greatest hits"
You're a "the best of"
You include only the best cuts
You're the one I want
You're a "greatest hits"
A "best of"
Why don't you shut your mouth before you scratch it up?
Wait a minute

Hey, where you going?
I'm leaving
No!
I'm leaving, I'm leaving you
Is it something I said?
Come on
I'm leaving
It can't be
I'm leaving, I'm leaving you

Hey honey, come back
What, so you can talk about your skanky ex-girlfriends?
Skanky? You got to call them skanky?
How dare you? Get off me!
I can't believe you said that
You're totally misunderstanding me
I am not misunderstanding you
I understand perfectly well

You're a "greatest hits"

You're a "greatest hits"
You're a "the best of"
You include only the good cuts of the girls that I've been out with
You're a "greatest hits"
You're a "the best of"
You include only the best cuts, you're the one I want

You're a greatest hits
You include only the best cuts, you're the one I want