And you must believe that
Or forever perish in your doubt
I am the soul embodiment of Jan,
And I exist to serve the Brady alter
For I have become one with another soul,
And I have no need for others!
* Chorus*
Jan Brady has returned
Took over my soul and body
Then the hairstyle flew up all by itself
Never to be changed
I am Jan, Jan I am
I like to eat green eggs and ham
So now you must believe and worship me
Or else a lost soul you will be
I pick up my lunch from Alice our house keeper
I go to school with my Brady brothers
We live in the same house
But we come from different mothers!
*Chorus*
I know I cracked the family picture with my bike
I was'nt wearing my glasses
But I fixed everything with a bat of my eye lashes
With my wig, I'll be a smash
Polyester plaid bell bottoms,
I ain't no trash!!!!
*Chorus*
I am Jan Brady, And you must believe that Or forever perish in your doubt I am the soul embodiment of Jan, And I exist to serve the Brady alter For I have become one with another soul, And I have no need for others! * Chorus* Jan Brady has returned Took over my soul and body Then the hairstyle flew up all by itself Never to be changed I am Jan, Jan I am I like to eat green eggs and ham So now you must believe and worship me Or else a lost soul you will be I pick up my lunch from Alice our house keeper I go to school with my Brady brothers We live in the same house But we come from different mothers! *Chorus* I know I cracked the family picture with my bike I was'nt wearing my glasses But I fixed everything with a bat of my eye lashes With my wig, I'll be a smash Polyester plaid bell bottoms, I ain't no trash!!!! *Chorus* Explain Request ×
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