Mad Skillz – The 2006 Rap Up lyrics

2006 The Rap Up
Mad Skillz
What you want me to do I'm sorry
I'm back (S-k-i-double l-z)
Its not a this song its a real song
Its ya boi skillz, and I'm fixin to act up
Since yall keep askin bout the 06 rap up
Pull up a chair, tell you what imma do
For you and yours hold the applause here's the year review
Steelers stole the super bowl lets give it up for them
Then m&m he gave in got married to kim
The violence started hip hop was sorta rollin the dice
Some hatas almost stole the live of the homie Obie Trice (that's right)
And then Chappell's show came back on but afta a few episodes it was clear he was gone and I hate to see the homie Dave go, but I love that show about them spoiled 16 year olds
Them two indian chicks damn they had me cryin, when she was like "Doug go get your hair done like mine"
What else, um let me see, that's around the time when Cam came afta Jay-Z
The Oscars got down with the p-i-m-p, and 3 6 kept it cool when they was on T. V.
Then T. O. Switched teams but I didn't notice cause I was gettin some gettin some, you know what I mean
Dmx got bagged again, drivin while black
While his wife did 100 with his kids in the back
What you know about that, T. I made it clear
You might sell but you wont top the king this year
Then Jock and niddy, came with a brand new sound
Everybody went to the mall, it was goin down
We all did the motorcycle two times at your shoulders
But after Tom Cruise did it, for me it was ova,
Dick Cheney crazy wit the 12 gauge
And everybody and they momma got a myspace page
G-plug yea no doubt, take some chicken noodle soup, let it rain uh a clear it out
And Russell and Kimmora they decided to stop it
And your jeans had to have some designs on the pockets,
Dallas Austin, yea dude got screwed
We aint look at T. V., we just went to you-Tube
Everyday I'm hustlin, yea that track was nice,
But its not rap if you jus sayin the same thing twice
The rumor is Rihanna was doin Jay,
Christina Millian, went public, wit Cool and Dre
Just say I was the first to selection
She shoulda named it just say I... Aint sellin no records
And Janet Jackson flopped hard,
Her album did so bad that Jermaine had to quit his day job
Norris Barkley dropped crazy to the web on purpose
That song was everywhere, even Foxi heard it
And Cassie and Latoya came on the scene,
But I was too busy doing my shoulder lean
Lil Kim came home, from doing her bid
Is it me or when she came out she was lookin like big,
Time to switch up rappers took it there
Wyclef and Ludacris they all cut they hair
And ya boy Ne-Yo he went wit the baldy of course, but if you've seen his hair-line he aint have no choice,
Divorces got bad then down right shifty,
First Bobby and Whitney then K-fed and Brittany
K-fed ya rap career is threw Ron are. Tess almost sold more cd's than you
Naz said hip hop was dead, but Northern cats,
Spent all year tryin to bring New York back
Yall need to lighten up son, get a hug
The only time New York came back, was on The Flava of Love
And T. O. Took pills tryin to get himself higher
But if you like me you got hooked watchin the Wire
Man Bodie shoulda looked ova his shoulder
And we know because we had the bootleg before the season was ova
Lot of rappers got shot and didn't shoot, word on the street is they got dropped by Chris and Snoop
Pharell and Kanye put number 1 to work
You lookin suspect ye, button up that shirt
Yall fools must be crazy, if you thought that I, was gone forget about,
Lil Wayne and Baby, I know yall dudes for being flashy, wit yall teeth, now yall kissin, now that's just nasty
Mel Gibson, he took a loss, the record got no push son if Jay-Z was your boss
To get a ps3 you had to hunt, and Snoop got the record for gettin arrested the most times in a month
Beyonce said Dream Girls was heaven sent, but I hear that girls been dreamin about gettin a breath mint
Her man Hov came back hot, he was like I'm so independant flex that I might buy Cox, that's good business Jay, do that yea
Cause Cox they had two big records this year
Ya boy scout might advise you to go that route, cause everybody was Ballin and Walkin it out, well not everybody really cause A. I he's still ballin he jus aint doing it in Philly, Cramer dropped the "n-word" man dude is crazy, so Madonna wont you show him you're new baby
Justin Timberlake brought s*** back, is it me or he was tryin to get next to the blacks,
We lost Dilla and Bradley and my man Proof, Gerald Levert and Big Phil and Professor X too, its crazy world, hope its betta in heaven
Skills signin out dog 2007 yea