And lick the suger off my hands,
If I had a hundred tacos,
I could eat 'em on demand.
If I eat 'em even faster,
You can see my waist expand,
But the bloated feeling that I get,
Is the part that I can't stand
I'm the middle of the kitchen,
I can't help but gain a pound,
I'll never taste the feel of victory
Till I finally chow down
I can offer no defence,
When that aroma fills the place,
When I'm served a tray of burgers,
I will gladly stuff my face,
I can eat it all,
Alfalfa, sprouts, and grains,
But when it comes to fast food,
I eat everything,
I can eat it all,
Whatever I desire,
It's fat that I require,
Cause I'm a butterball,
I can eat it all.
The source of my condition,
Is the fact I don't obstain,
I can measure my consumption,
By the weight that I have gained
Though my friends call me a glutty,
And that causes me such pain,
If they serve me one more salad,
I think I will go insane
Cause I've laid aside the health food,
For the fatter foods I've found,
When I get my hands on pizza,
I can never put it down
When I hit my favorite restraunts,
I eat everything I see,
After hours at the buffet,
They are begging me to leave
I can eat it all,
Alfalfa sprouts and grains,
But when it comes to fast food,
I eat everything,
I can eat it all,
Whatever I desire,
It's fat that I require,
Cause I'm a butterball,
I can eat it all
I have a favorite verse,
I would like you all to know,
And it goes like this,
"Man cannot live by bread alone"
That is why I lay my ground beef,
On a golden flame of fire,
The more I have,
The more that I desire
I can eat it all
(small break)
I can eat it all,
Whatever I desire
It's fat that I require
Cause I'm a butterball
I'm wider then I'm tall
I'm pure cholesteral,
I can eat it all
I can scarf a dozen dougnuts, And lick the suger off my hands, If I had a hundred tacos, I could eat 'em on demand. If I eat 'em even faster, You can see my waist expand, But the bloated feeling that I get, Is the part that I can't stand I'm the middle of the kitchen, I can't help but gain a pound, I'll never taste the feel of victory Till I finally chow down I can offer no defence, When that aroma fills the place, When I'm served a tray of burgers, I will gladly stuff my face, I can eat it all, Alfalfa, sprouts, and grains, But when it comes to fast food, I eat everything, I can eat it all, Whatever I desire, It's fat that I require, Cause I'm a butterball, I can eat it all. The source of my condition, Is the fact I don't obstain, I can measure my consumption, By the weight that I have gained Though my friends call me a glutty, And that causes me such pain, If they serve me one more salad, I think I will go insane Cause I've laid aside the health food, For the fatter foods I've found, When I get my hands on pizza, I can never put it down When I hit my favorite restraunts, I eat everything I see, After hours at the buffet, They are begging me to leave I can eat it all, Alfalfa sprouts and grains, But when it comes to fast food, I eat everything, I can eat it all, Whatever I desire, It's fat that I require, Cause I'm a butterball, I can eat it all I have a favorite verse, I would like you all to know, And it goes like this, "Man cannot live by bread alone" That is why I lay my ground beef, On a golden flame of fire, The more I have, The more that I desire I can eat it all (small break) I can eat it all, Whatever I desire It's fat that I require Cause I'm a butterball I'm wider then I'm tall I'm pure cholesteral, I can eat it all Explain Request ×
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