I wore ribbons and jewelry and make up and perfume and dresses down to my knees
You said that it's a phase, just something I'd out grow
But I got a girlfriend and she's got a lawn that I'd sure like to mow
Go on and wish that Brad Pitt would come along
But I prefer Madonna in a lacy thong
'Cause I'm a lesbian, I don't like nothing swinging 'tween there legs
Yeah I'm a lesbian, I don't know why god gave me eggs
When I have s** it's fun and clean, and no man can jump in between
No I don't need no magic wand
I'm a lesbian
They talk behind my back and critize my life
But I get no complaints from Lou Donna Frillaze wife
'Cause I'm a lesbian, I'd rather be with jane than dick
Yeah I'm a lesbian, a penis doesn't do the trick
When we go in for 69, I know her's is the same as mine
Hide your wives cause hear I come
I'm a lesbian
I'm a lesbian
When does cheerleading practice start
Hey there cutie
Please momma can't you see, I've always tried to please I wore ribbons and jewelry and make up and perfume and dresses down to my knees You said that it's a phase, just something I'd out grow But I got a girlfriend and she's got a lawn that I'd sure like to mow Go on and wish that Brad Pitt would come along But I prefer Madonna in a lacy thong 'Cause I'm a lesbian, I don't like nothing swinging 'tween there legs Yeah I'm a lesbian, I don't know why god gave me eggs When I have s** it's fun and clean, and no man can jump in between No I don't need no magic wand I'm a lesbian They talk behind my back and critize my life But I get no complaints from Lou Donna Frillaze wife 'Cause I'm a lesbian, I'd rather be with jane than dick Yeah I'm a lesbian, a penis doesn't do the trick When we go in for 69, I know her's is the same as mine Hide your wives cause hear I come I'm a lesbian I'm a lesbian When does cheerleading practice start Hey there cutie Explain Request ×
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