Michael Christmas – Not For Me lyrics

[Verse 1]
I wake up early in the morning and eat dinner food
Most likely microwavable 'cause I don't feel like makin' bigger moves
I will go back to sleep, but guilt trippin' me
I smoke and wait till the proper hour to sip [?]
I read texts to get back to but don't get back to
I do my hair natural, so I look like a asshole
It's hard for me to tweak, 'cause you don't give a fuck
They say, "You ugly, Michael Christmas," well, that's just my luck

[Chorus]
I'm gon' shut this whole shit down and they gon' pay for damages
I need the biggest plate around, I'm tired of eatin' sandwiches
I know my life look bad, but that shit look good to me
And one of these bullshit lives they livin' might be what you need
But that's just not for me
It's not for me, it's not for me
That's just not for me
It's not for me, it's not for me
That's just not for me

[Verse 2]
It's not for me, I'm honestly just trying not to die
Of an anxiety attack, see in the club I be shy
And at the bar, I spend my money like it come from the sky (fuck it)
And afterwards, my dick don't work and I wake up feelin' tired
I'd rather hit the joint, you niggas missed the point of gettin' money
Dippin', join the riches, when you niggas gettin' money?
Let me learn you somethin', that's why I be bummy
'Cause niggas love to smile and stick you in the neck for money
Don't fall victim of bitch nigga syndrome
Herman Man should get a HM as my emblem
I'm gon' shut this whole shit down
They gon' pay for damages, then pay me for another round
Want another sound? Get the fuck out
In my room, daydream of girls gettin' dug out
Then I'm back to doin' me, talkin' both ways
Two-day contract, nigga slept both days

[Chorus]
I'm gon' shut this whole shit down and they gon' pay for damages
I need the biggest plate around, I'm tired of eatin' sandwiches
I know my life look bad, but that shit look good to me
And one of these bullshit lives they livin' might be what you need
But that's just not for me
It's not for me, it's not for me
That's just not for me
It's not for me, it's not for me
But that's just not for me

[Bridge]
All you niggas livin' online, man, it's not for me
I spend more time in my bed than I spend anywhere else
Don't let this rap shit fool you, it's boring
This my favorite part of everyday. Just makin' some shit for y'all to lay in your own bed and listen to

[Chorus]
I'm gon' shut this whole shit down and they gon' pay for damages
I need the biggest plate around, I'm tired of eatin' sandwiches
I know my life look bad, but that shit look good to me
And one of these bullshit lives they livin' might be what you need
But that's just not for me
It's not for me, it's not for me
That's just not for me
It's not for me, it's not for me
That's just not for me