Monty Python – The Black Knight lyrics

Arthur;
You fight with the strength of many men, sir knight.
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I am Arthur, king of the Britons.
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I seek the finest and the bravest knights
To join me in my court at Camelot.
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You have proved yourself worthy. Will you join me?
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You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy.

Black knight:
None shall pass

Arthur:
What?

Black knight:
None shall pass

Arthur:
I have no qaurrel with you, good sir knight,
But I must cross this bridge.

Black knight:
Then you shall die.

Arthur:
I command you, as king of the Britons, to stand aside!

Black knight:
I move for no man.

Arthur:
So be it!!

... Fighting...
... Arthur chops the black knight's left arm off...

Arthur:
Now stand aside, worthy adversary.

Black knight:
'Tis but a scratch.

Arthur:
A scratch? Your Arm's Off!

Black knight:
No, it isn't

Arthur:
Well, what's that, then?

Black knight:
I've had worse!

Arthur:
You liar!

Black knight:
Come on, you pansy!

... Fighting...
... Arthur chops the black knight's right arm off...

Arthur:
Victory is mine
... Kneeling...
We thank Thee Lord, that in Thy Mer--

Black knight:
Hah!
... Kick...
Come On, Then

Arthur:
What?

Black knight:
Have at you!
... Kick...

Arthur:
Eh... You're indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine.

Black knight:
Oh, had enough, he?

Arthur:
Look you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left.

Black knight:
Yes I have.

Arthur:
Look!

Black knight:
Just a flesh wound.
... Kick...

Arthur:
Look, stop that!

Black knight:
Chicken!
... Kick...
Chickennnn!

Arthur:
Look, I'll have your leg.
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Right!
... Whop...
... Arthur chops the black knight's right leg off...

Black knight:
Right. I'll do you for that!

Arthur:
You'll what?

Blck knight:
Come here!

Arthur:
What are you going to do, bleed on me?

Black knight:
I'm invincible!!

Arthur:
You're a looney.

Black knight:
Te Black Knight always triumhps! Have at you! Come on, then.
... Whop...
... Arthur chops the black knight's last leg off...

Black knight:
Oh... All right, we'll call it a draw.

Arthur:
Come, patsy.

Black knight:
Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards!
Come back here and take what's coming to you!
I'll bite your legs off!!!!!!