New Boyz – You're A Nerd (You're A Jerk Parody) lyrics

You're a nerd (x15)
You're a nerd, nerd, nerd, nerdy
Nerd, nerd, nerd, nerdy
Nerd, nerd, nerd, nerdy
Nerd, nerd, nerd, nerdy
Nerd, nerd, nerd, nerdy
Neeeerrrdddd

I'm a smarty misfit
Though you laugh mom says I'm gifted
Girls think I'm creepy everytime I stop and say
"I can fix your ipod in return for a date"
And at school bullies pick on me
Wedgies take my lunch money
Don't fight back cause once when I tried
Everybody just laughed and said "you're a nerd"
But they're just lucky this isn't warcraft
Cause I'm a level 60 mage with an oracle staff
Plus ten attack with extended range
He'd be sorry he took my change
But I was lookin' to the left
Lookin' to the right
Avoiding the bully, not looking for a fight
But then he found me but I made him a deal
That I would do his homework every day for a year

Sine cosine cosine sine
Three point one four one five nine
My homework, is already done
So I think I'll read the dictionary just for fun
You're a nerd (x15)
You're a nerd, nerd, nerd, nerdy
Nerd, nerd, nerd, nerdy
Nerd, nerd, nerd, nerdy
Nerd, nerd, nerd, nerdy
Nerd, nerd, nerd, nerdy

I like it quiet in the library
I come here every single day to study
Mondays through fridays and even weekends
All these books are my best friends
But don't get me wrong I like to have fun
But I don't like to party cause it just seems dumb
Dancing in the club is just not my thing
My computer's better anyway, it blinks to the beat
So when I'm bored I use my calculator
To recreate these graphs that I had on paper
Trust me it is loads of fun
Using two ti-83's instead of one
So though my glasses are taped in the middle
And my pants are short by just a little
Teachers think I'm pretty cool
There's nothing wrong with liking school

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