Dear Sirs,
To whom is may concern
There's facts I'd like to learn
So many things I wanna know
Especially trivial info paraphernalia
Badges and regalia please send me everything
Cause I
Am interested in you
And everything you do
I find myself at all your shows
Could you tell me were you buy your clothes
Could you sign my little sisters face
Put your signature any place and please send me a bio
Cause we've got fan mail
We really really read it
Fan Mail
We really really read it
I sent you my letter now I want a reply
You don't know any better than you won't take your time
With my Fan Mail
So I would like to know just if and when
You'll be in town again
So that I could meet with you
And brag at my friends at school
Have you been all around the world
Have you seen every kinda of girl
Or are you from the other side
Cause you
You can't believe everything that you read
With the hypocrisy and the greed
The papers all the things that they say
They don't tell me anything anyway
That's why I've gotta get it straight from you
Without an obligation
My Fan Mail (oohs and ahhs)
What's this I find to my surprise
Those fans that I idolized
No longer seem to exist
Now tell me what can be the cause of this
Perhaps it could be their egos
I tell you heaven only knows
I didn't even get a newsletter
Fan Mail send it out to me
Fan Mail Special delivery
[Originally by The Dickies] Dear Sirs, To whom is may concern There's facts I'd like to learn So many things I wanna know Especially trivial info paraphernalia Badges and regalia please send me everything Cause I Am interested in you And everything you do I find myself at all your shows Could you tell me were you buy your clothes Could you sign my little sisters face Put your signature any place and please send me a bio Cause we've got fan mail We really really read it Fan Mail We really really read it I sent you my letter now I want a reply You don't know any better than you won't take your time With my Fan Mail So I would like to know just if and when You'll be in town again So that I could meet with you And brag at my friends at school Have you been all around the world Have you seen every kinda of girl Or are you from the other side Cause you You can't believe everything that you read With the hypocrisy and the greed The papers all the things that they say They don't tell me anything anyway That's why I've gotta get it straight from you Without an obligation My Fan Mail (oohs and ahhs) What's this I find to my surprise Those fans that I idolized No longer seem to exist Now tell me what can be the cause of this Perhaps it could be their egos I tell you heaven only knows I didn't even get a newsletter Fan Mail send it out to me Fan Mail Special delivery Explain Request ×
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