Oysterhead – Pseudo Suicide lyrics

Gasoline, Vaseline, benzene, amphetamine
All the chemicals in between
There ain't no cure for suicide
Knew a man, he went to jail
His momma couldn't raise his bail
Found him dangling in his cell
There ain't no cure for suicide
She was quite a dainty thing
He held her with a diamond ring
She never did have that final fling
'Cause there ain't no cure for suicide
Bitchin' here, bitchin' there
Bitchin' damn near everywhere
There ain't no cure for suicide
There ain't no cure for suicide

Buttered toast, greasy roast
You all remember Danny most
He used to hit us coast to coast
'Cause there ain't no cure for suicide
With pain that thrives inside my neck
And lately I say what the heck
Gotta pry myself up off the deck
'Cause there ain't no cure for suicide
I really can't remember when
It didn't flow right from the pen
When it don't, I'll carpenter again
'Cause there ain't no cure for suicide
Once upon a greasy day
I had an opportune to play
Flanked by ol' Stew and Trey
'Cause there ain't no cure for suicide
There ain't no cure for suicide
There ain't no cure for suicide
There ain't no cure for suicide
There ain't no cure for suicide

Seven seconds after I dissolve into the fiery gates of hell, of hell, of hell, of hell
Locked up in a plastic tube where Sandsio lay frozen when he fell, he fell, he fell, he fell
(Pseudo suicide) Pseudo suicide, suicide, suicide, suicide
(Pseudo suicide) Pseudo suicide, suicide, suicide, suicide
He awoke to find that he was tumbling like the bills of Buffalo, Buffalo, Buffalo; Buffalo
Pallid in a backwards way of living was the quickest way to go, to go, to go, to go
(Pseudo suicide) Pseudo suicide, suicide, suicide, suicide
(Pseudo suicide) Pseudo suicide, suicide, suicide, suicide

(Pseudo suicide) Pseudo suicide, suicide, suicide, suicide
(Pseudo suicide) Pseudo suicide, suicide, suicide, suicide
(Pseudo suicide) Pseudo suicide, suicide, suicide, suicide
(Pseudo suicide) Pseudo suicide, suicide, suicide, suicide
(Pseudo suicide) Pseudo suicide