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Pansy Division – There Ain't No Sanity Claus lyrics
You'll probably get sweaters
Underwear and socks
But what you'd really like for Christmas
Is a nice hard cock

You deserve a cute boy
Who's horny and queer
To make the most out
Of Christmas cheer

I wanna be your Christmas present
I wanna be your Christmas queer
I wanna be your Cristmas present
Have a homo Christmas this year

Don't be miserable
Like Morrissey
Let me do you
Underneath the Christmas tree

We'll push the packages
Out of the way
And after you've unwrapped me
Naked on the floor we'll play

I wanna be your Christmas present
I wanna be your Christmas queer
I wanna be your Cristmas present
Have a homo Christmas this year

Your family won't
Give you encouragement
But let me give you
Sexual nourishment

Licking nipples
Licking nuts
Putting candy canes
Up each other's butts

I wanna be your Christmas present
I wanna be your Christmas queer
I wanna be your Cristmas present
Have a homo Christmas

I wanna be your Christmas present
I wanna be your Christmas queer
I wanna be your Cristmas present
Have a homo Christmas this year
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