Id drink my cup of cola with a touch of Everclear
I never had to study math, science, or history
Id have a chemical flash back to jog my memory
My junior year I swore I loved sweet Miss Sherri Ann
One night I put some Everclear in her Dr. Pepper can
Well I thought itd make her easy
She took it pretty hard
I took her home and rang her doorbell left her lying in the yard
Chorus
Tequila dries me out
Beer just makes me fat
Whiskey makes me nauseas
Now tell me who the hell needs that
So if youre thinking about drinking
Well the answers crystal clear
Its the invisible, intoxicating
Its called Everclear
I remember my church picnic
In the spring of 89
Yeah they had four fresh watermelons
Sliced right off the vine
When they bowed their heads giving grace for the food
Hey I pulled out my bottle and I soaked them melons good
Well they never knew what hit em
When that potion went to work
They had grandmas doing back flips
Grandpas looking up their skirts
They were singing hallelujah and Willie Nelson songs
Preacher said it was the best dang picnic
That the Baptists had ever thrown
Chorus
Tequila dries me out
Beer just makes me fat
Whiskey makes me nauseas
Now tell me who the hell needs that
So if youre thinking about drinking
Well the answers crystal clear
Its the invisible, intoxicating
Its called Everclear
When I'm drinking Everclear
I think I'm king of this whole world
I'm bigger and badder than John Wayne
Cooler than Steve Earl
Until I wake up and I'm face down in the hall
Hey I'm completely naked for a reason I can't recall
Well I'm kinda sorta thinking that maybe I met c
Every day at lunch in high school and all my senior year Id drink my cup of cola with a touch of Everclear I never had to study math, science, or history Id have a chemical flash back to jog my memory My junior year I swore I loved sweet Miss Sherri Ann One night I put some Everclear in her Dr. Pepper can Well I thought itd make her easy She took it pretty hard I took her home and rang her doorbell left her lying in the yard Chorus Tequila dries me out Beer just makes me fat Whiskey makes me nauseas Now tell me who the hell needs that So if youre thinking about drinking Well the answers crystal clear Its the invisible, intoxicating Its called Everclear I remember my church picnic In the spring of 89 Yeah they had four fresh watermelons Sliced right off the vine When they bowed their heads giving grace for the food Hey I pulled out my bottle and I soaked them melons good Well they never knew what hit em When that potion went to work They had grandmas doing back flips Grandpas looking up their skirts They were singing hallelujah and Willie Nelson songs Preacher said it was the best dang picnic That the Baptists had ever thrown Chorus Tequila dries me out Beer just makes me fat Whiskey makes me nauseas Now tell me who the hell needs that So if youre thinking about drinking Well the answers crystal clear Its the invisible, intoxicating Its called Everclear When I'm drinking Everclear I think I'm king of this whole world I'm bigger and badder than John Wayne Cooler than Steve Earl Until I wake up and I'm face down in the hall Hey I'm completely naked for a reason I can't recall Well I'm kinda sorta thinking that maybe I met c Explain Request ×
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