R. Kelly – Trapped In The Closet Part 1 0F 5 lyrics

Chapter 1:

Seven o'clock in the morning
And the rays from the sun awakes me
I'm stretchin' and yawnin'
In a bed that don't belong to me
And a voice yells, "Good morning, darlin", from the bathroom
Then she comes out and kisses me
And to my surprise, she ain't you

Now I've got this dumb look on my face
Like, what have I done?
How could I be so stupid to be have laid here til the morning sun?
Must of Lost the track of time
Oh, what was on my mind?
From the club, went to her home
Didn't plan to stay that long

Here I am, quickly tryin' to put on my clothes
Searching for my car keys
Tryin' to get on up out the door
Then she streched her hands in front of it
Said, "You can't go this way"
Looked at her, like she was crazy
Said, "Woman move out my way"
Said, "I got a wife at home"
She said, "Please don't go out there"
"Lady, I've got to get home"
She said, her husband was comin' up the stairs

"Shh, shh, quiet
Hurry up and get in the closet"
She said, "Don't you make a sound
Or some shit is going down"
I said, "Why don't I just go out the window?"
"Yes, except for one thing, we on the 5th floor"
"shit think, shit think, shit quick, put me in the closet"
And now I'm in this darkest closet, tryin' to figure out
Just how I'm gonna get my crazy ass up out this house

Then he walks in and yells, "I'm home"
She says, "Honey, I'm in the room"
Walks in there with a smile on his face
Sayin', "Honey, I've been missin' you"
She hops all over him
And says, "I've cooked and ran your bath water"
I'm tellin' you now, this girl's so good that she deserves an Oscar

Rolls her in the bed
And start to snatchin' her clothes off
I'm in the closet, like man, what the fuck is going on?
You're not gonna believe it
But things get deeper as the story goes on
Next thing you know, a call comes through on my cell phone
I tried my best to quickly put it on vibrate
But from the way he acted, I could tell it was too late
He hopped up and said, "There's a mystery going on
And I'm gonna solve it"
And I'm like, "God please, don't let this man open this closet"

He walks in the bathroom
And looks behind the door
She says, "Baby, come back to bed"
He says, "bitch say no more"
He pulls back the shower curtain
While she's biting her nails
Then he walks back to the room
Right now, I'm sweating like hell
Checks under the bed
Then under the dresser
He looks at the closet
I pull out my Baretta
He walks up to the closet
He comes up to the closet
Now he's at the closet
Damn he's opening the closet...

Chapter 2:

Well...
Now he's staring at me like
As if he was starin in a mirror
She yells honey let me explain
He says you don't have to go no further
I can clearly see what's goin on
Behind my back, in my bed, in my home
Then I said wait a minute now hold on
I said mister we can work this out
She said honey don't lose control
Tried to get him to calm down
He said ho I should've known
That you would go and do some bogus shit up in my house
But the Christian in me gave you the benefit of the doubt
I said we need to resolve this
Then he stepped to me, I'm like whoa
There's a reason I'm in this closet
He says, yeah like what, are you talkin clothes
I met this girl at the Plagis club
And she told me she didn't have a man
Then he said man please,
I'd kill you if you didn't have that gun in ya hand
And I said but yo chick chose me
He said don't give me that mack shit please
His phone goes off and then things get a little more interesting
He steps a little closer
I point my gun and says I'm not the one you after
He says son I bet you didn't know my man
Did she tell you that I was a pastor
I said well good that's betta right
Why can't we handle this Christian- like
And I started to put the gun down
Til I saw his face still had that frown
She started cryin, sayin baby I'm sorry
Then he said baby not as sorry as you're gonna be
I started inchin out
He says no I want you to see this
Said I gotta get out this house
He said not til I reveal my secret
I'm like what is goin on inside his head
Then he takes his phone and calls somebody up and says
Hello, Baby, turn the car around
Listen I just need for you to get right back here now (Click)
He looks at me and says well since we're all comin out the closet
I'm not about to be the only one that's broken hearted
She said what do you mean
And he said just wait and see
I said somebody betta talk to me
And then his phone rings
He picks up and somebody says sweetheart I'm downstairs
And he's like I'll buzz you up
I'm on the fifth floor, hurry take the stairs
And I'm like who is this mystery lady that you're talking to
He says in time you both will know the shockin truth
Baby this is something I been wanting to get off my chest for a long, long time
Then I said nigga Imma shoot you both if you don't say what's on ya mind
He said wait I hear somebody comin up the stairs
And I'm lookin at the door
He says I think you betta sit down in the chair
I says I'm gonna count to four
1, he says mister wait
2, she says please don't shoot
3, he says don't shoot me
4, she screams
Then a knock at the door, the guns in my hands
He opens the door, Icant belive it's a man... Man.... Man

Chapter 3:

Well, here we are the four of us,
In total shock me and her,
I close my mouth, and swollow spit,
As I'm thinking to myself this is some deep shit,
Then I said so your gonna tell me he's the one
You've been talking to,
He says yes, I says no, he says yes, I says no,
He says it's the truth,
I yell "all of ya'll asses crazy,
Let me up out this door", cause this is way
More than I bargoned for,
And then she says wait,
I'm sure we can all fix this, then I said I'm late,
Cuz I ain't got a damn thing to do with this.....

Then she said wouldn't you like to know
Just how it all began,
Then I thought to myself and said quick you got 3 minutes,
Then it got real quite,
I said somebody start talkin,
And then she said "My God Ruphus, I got just one question,
How could you do something like this I"M SO HURT?!?!"
He looked at her and said bitch please you got
Yo nerve, with all yo club poppin'
Lying sayin' you was shoppin',
And now here you are in
Our home, and you calling
Me wrong, she said ok you busted me,
And that much I agree,
You caught me cheating,
But this a little extreme,
He said you are my wife,
Sleeping behind my back,
And now I come home and you got him in the closet,
How extreme is that?......

She says but she's a he,
Then he says please you can't judge me,
She says Ruphus this is crazy,
And I said stop arguing,
I did not stay here to hear yall chew
Each other out, so get to the point,
Or I swear I'm out, excuse me please,
But I think I can explain what's going in
Here, my name is Chuck, and I've been
Knowin' Ruphus for bout a year,
At midnight creeping around with him it's been a living hell,
Sneaking in and out of hotels,
I said brother spare me
The details, then Ruphus said Chuck please,
Don't say nothin' else, then she screams Ruphus
You son of a bitch,
And he says Cathy go to hell,
I said I thought you name was Mary,
That's what you said at the party,
Man this is getting scary,
I'm gonna shoot somebody......

Then Ruphus starts yellin' and screaming
Saying Cathy this is all yo fault,
She throws a pillow at him
And says you was creepin' too the only difference
Is you didn't get caught,
Chuck screams out we're in love
Cathy says love my ass
Ruphus says we're gettin' married
Then I shoot one in the air,
Then I say not another one of
You sons of bitches say a word,
Cause all of this shit I'm going through
Is unheard, grab my celluar,
Sayin' this is so wrong,
Call up my home,
And a man picks up the phone......................

Chapter 4:

Now I'm dashin home
Doin 85
Swervin lane to lane
Wit fire in my eyes
I got a million thoughts
Goin through my mind
I'm thinkin about what imma do and who I'm gonna do it to when I get home
How could I have been so blind
And then I look in my rear view
I cannot believe this
(Whoo whoo whoo)
Damn, here comes a police man
He drove right up on me and flashed his light
Then I pulled over without thinkin twice
He hopped out the car and walked over to me
And said license and registration please
I looked up at him and said
Officer, is there somethin wrong
He said no, except you were were doin 85 in a 60 mile zone
Then I said officer
Let me explain please
Ya see the truth of the matter is
Is that I got an emergency
He said no excuses
And no exceptions
He flicks his cigarette
And then gives me the ticket
Said have a nice day and walked away
I said yeah right and drove away
Then I turned my radio on
And did 70 all the way home
I pulled up in the driveway
Hopped out and slammed the car door
Then go in through the back
Bust up in the house and she screamin
What's all that for
Then I'm like woman I called this house
And a man picked up my phone
She says said calm down
Did you forget
My brother Twan came home
Oh...
And that's all I could say was oh
Wit a stupid look on my face
Said I forgot he came home today
And she said that's okay
Because honey I understand
She said you don't have to explain
Then I took her by the hand
I kissed her and then we went to the room
Then I turned some music on
Apologized one more time
Then went down and start gettin it on
And she started bitin her lip
Grabbing me and makin noise
Now we makin love and she's my ear whisperin
It's all yours
I said I love you
And she said I love you, too
Then a tear fell up out my eye
Then I called her my sunshine
And then she looked at me
And said baby go deeper please
And that's when I start goin crazy
Like I was tryin to give her a baby
The room feels like it's spinnin
We keep turnin and turnin
As if we were in a whirlwind
The way our toes are curlin
The next thing ya know, she starts goin real wild
And starts screamin my name
Then I said baby, we must slow down
Before I bust a vessel in my brain
And she said please no don't stop
And I said I caught a cramp
And she said please keep on goin
I said my leg is about to crack
Then she cries out
Oh my goodness, I'm about to climax
And I said cool
Climax
Just let go of my leg
She says you're the perfect lover
I said I can't go no futher
Then I flip back the cover
Oh my God, a rubber...

Chapter 5:

And now, I'm like
Well, well, well
What the fuck is this
A condom in my bed
Ya better start talkin, bitch
'Fore I take a match and
Burn this muthafucka down
I said you better start talkin
And start talkin right damn now
Then she said baby
I'm so speechless
Then I said my baby
You gone be breathless
If ya don't start talkin quick
Woman, I'm gone have a fit
You don't know what ya fuckin wit
Girl ya better cut the bull shit
Now it's obvious somebody has been all up in my home
In my bed, and plus I smell cigarettes
Now and sniffin and lookin around
Suspicious like someone's here
Then I looked in her eyes and in her eyes
There was so much fear
Pull out my gun said is he still here
She shook her head and said no
I'm checkin behind every door
She cried out he left right after you called
You thought that I wouldn't find this out
Then I said you must be crazy or on crack to have somebody off up in my muthafuckin house
She hopped up and said that's enough
She said I can't take no more
And then she said you made your point
But now it's time to even the score
She said I know all about last night
And where you went when you left the club
Said that's right, nigga I was there
Wit this guy in the back of the club
I said I thought you was wit yo girls
She said I thought you was wit yo guys
She said you was at that bitch's house
And don't even try to act suprised
Said baby, she said shut up
Don't you say a word
It aint nothin you can say
That I aint already heard
Then I said woman, don't you try to turn it all around
Cause the fact still remains that someone else was in my house
Then she said you're right about that
Somethin did go down, but I don't have to turn it around
Cause what goes around comes back around
I'm movin a little closer to her
She's trippin over the furniture
She said wait first, just let me explain
I said no need to, just give me his name
And then she said uh... Uh
I say uh what
She said please sit down in a chair
And I say no, I'm standin up
And she cries out I'm so scared to tell you because of what ya might do
And I screamed look girl you better give me this man's name and I'm not playin wit you
She says okay, wipes her nose and asks me about a girl named Tina
I thought to myself, said it sound familiar
I said I probably know her if I seen her
Then I say anyway girl, what the hell does that got to do with this man
She said he know my girl Roxanne
I said who the hell is Roxanne
Then she says Roxanne's a friend of mine who knew this guy named Chuck
Chuck's cool wit this guy name Rufus
And I'm sittin here like what the fuck
Then she says Rufus wife, Kathy
We both went to high school
She introduced me to
The policeman that stopped you