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Rodney Carrington – Play Your Cards Wrong lyrics
If you play your cards wrong
You can take me home tonight
You've got all the makings
Of my future ex-wife
I've got 3 bucks
My credit sucks
And my future don't look to bright
If you play your cards wrong
You can take me home tonight
Some call me a loser
And a lazy no good slob
I've lost my house
I've got no car
I can't keep a job
But I've got a big heart
And another part
Take me home, you'll understand
Because my genitalia looks like a pringles can
If you play your cards wrong
You can take me home tonight
When I pull my pants down
Hey you won't believe I'm white
It's been said that I'm Mr. Ed
But don't worry, I won't bite
If you play your cards wrong
You can take me home tonight
Some call me dishonest
And they say I'm just lyin'
But I peed next to ol' John Holmes and
He started cryin'
On a sunny day I've got it made
Get under my wiener if you need shade
If you play your cards wrong
You can take me home tonight
You can take me home tonight
You've got all the makings
Of my future ex-wife
I've got 3 bucks
My credit sucks
And my future don't look to bright
If you play your cards wrong
You can take me home tonight
Some call me a loser
And a lazy no good slob
I've lost my house
I've got no car
I can't keep a job
But I've got a big heart
And another part
Take me home, you'll understand
Because my genitalia looks like a pringles can
If you play your cards wrong
You can take me home tonight
When I pull my pants down
Hey you won't believe I'm white
It's been said that I'm Mr. Ed
But don't worry, I won't bite
If you play your cards wrong
You can take me home tonight
Some call me dishonest
And they say I'm just lyin'
But I peed next to ol' John Holmes and
He started cryin'
On a sunny day I've got it made
Get under my wiener if you need shade
If you play your cards wrong
You can take me home tonight
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