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Rodney Carrington – The Pubic Hair Song lyrics
Well life on a crotch is kinda laid back
Watching them peckers try to get in her crack
I get messy when they slip me off the track
thank god I'm A pubic hair!
Well she fluffs me up when she's going on a date
Tosses me aside when she gonna masterbate
Scratches me to death if her period's late
thank god I'm A pubic hair!
When she's not feeling horny and she uses vaseline
Takes a little shower and rubs me clean
I'll appreciate it when I'm covered with cream
thank god I'm A pubic hair!
Well I like it when they eat
But I don't like when they diddle
I get touched when you pound on her middle
Curl right up when she takes a little piddle
thank god I'm A pubic hair!
Watching them peckers try to get in her crack
I get messy when they slip me off the track
thank god I'm A pubic hair!
Well she fluffs me up when she's going on a date
Tosses me aside when she gonna masterbate
Scratches me to death if her period's late
thank god I'm A pubic hair!
When she's not feeling horny and she uses vaseline
Takes a little shower and rubs me clean
I'll appreciate it when I'm covered with cream
thank god I'm A pubic hair!
Well I like it when they eat
But I don't like when they diddle
I get touched when you pound on her middle
Curl right up when she takes a little piddle
thank god I'm A pubic hair!
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