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Rodney Carrington – Tips On Marriage lyrics
I've been married nine years
That's one story
My wife has been through everything
I've learned some shit bout marriage
Never start a sentence with the words your f**kin mother
If you get to "er" you take off runnin you won't see the
Poody poo for quite some time after that either
I also learned this
If your wife says to you we need to talk
Horse shit start a fire in the house
Its easier to deal with
Because when your wife says to you we need to talk it does
Not mean we need to talk
It means you need to sit and listen why I tell you all the
Ways you've been f**kin up
That's what that means
You ain't never gonna hear a man say we need to talk unless
We caught a desiese while we was fishin
That can happen
It happened to me
See what I know bout every woman is this
Every woman in the world thinks that she is a princess
And its not their fault because they have been told that
Since th
That's one story
My wife has been through everything
I've learned some shit bout marriage
Never start a sentence with the words your f**kin mother
If you get to "er" you take off runnin you won't see the
Poody poo for quite some time after that either
I also learned this
If your wife says to you we need to talk
Horse shit start a fire in the house
Its easier to deal with
Because when your wife says to you we need to talk it does
Not mean we need to talk
It means you need to sit and listen why I tell you all the
Ways you've been f**kin up
That's what that means
You ain't never gonna hear a man say we need to talk unless
We caught a desiese while we was fishin
That can happen
It happened to me
See what I know bout every woman is this
Every woman in the world thinks that she is a princess
And its not their fault because they have been told that
Since th
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