That I met one night
I was down at the pub with my friends
When this beast came at me
She started rubbing her groin against my leg
And put her hands on my c*** (damn!)
She whispered dirty words in my ear
And said "are you ready to rock?"
I remember thinking
- who let you escape from the zoo?
[Chorus:]
Cause you're a big disgrace
To the whole female gender
And I think you're the opposite
Of soft, sweet and tender
You're a big disgrace
To the whole human race
And I know there are monkeys
More civilized than you (mmhm)
I was down at the pub with my friends
A couple of weeks later
When this girl came at me again
Looking more drunk than ever
She started speaking with a breath so bad
I had to turn away from her
Instead of getting my obvious hint
She came even closer
I'm gonna tell you the story of a girl That I met one night I was down at the pub with my friends When this beast came at me She started rubbing her groin against my leg And put her hands on my c*** (damn!) She whispered dirty words in my ear And said "are you ready to rock?" I remember thinking - who let you escape from the zoo? [Chorus:] Cause you're a big disgrace To the whole female gender And I think you're the opposite Of soft, sweet and tender You're a big disgrace To the whole human race And I know there are monkeys More civilized than you (mmhm) I was down at the pub with my friends A couple of weeks later When this girl came at me again Looking more drunk than ever She started speaking with a breath so bad I had to turn away from her Instead of getting my obvious hint She came even closer Explain Request ×
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