Smosh – Dixon Cider lyrics

Sometimes you have bad days
Days when you think nothing can bring you up
But if you've got a girl you got nothing to worry about
Just Listen here and we will tell you just what's up

Grab your girl and have some Dixon cider
And show her love with your Dixon cider
And fill her full with lots of Dixon cider
In her mouth all flowing down inside her

And grab a grandma get some Dixon cider
To old to handle all the Dixon cider
And show her family your Dixon cider
In her mouth all flowing down inside her

You might not get it yet so I'm gonna tell you again
(Hey hey ho)
Then you can shout it out and go tell all of your friends
(Hey hey ho)
I love Dixon cider and I will till the day that I die
(Ooooh)
I would even choose it over
Oh umm *sigh* I guess pie

It makes me feel so good
I wanna have more Dixon cider
If I don't get enough I will beg and plead
Cause girl you know just what I need

I'm on a mission for some Dixon cider
If you got a woman then you best go hide her
Cause I will find her give her Dixon cider
Push and shove it all down inside her

Make her thirst for the Dixon cider
Put it on a string so I can ride her
All day every day Dixon cider
Can't wait to pour it all inside her

Dixon cider

I was 13 when I had my first Dixon cider
I had so much when I talked I would slurrr
My parents didn't like it there was nothing they could do
Then my mama tried it she started slurring too
My dad said no more Dixon cider till your older
I said hell no so I rolled him over with a boulder
Now my ass is stuck in this crappy foster care
Can anyone save me from this killer bear
No no get away from me bear no nooo
(Aaagggh)

It don't matter who you are
White black Asian or Hispanic
There's no need to panic
You know that s***s organic
If you don't get enough
It can make you go nuts
(So good)
Grab your Dixon cider
(So good)
Wash it down with doughnuts

Grab your grandma get some Dixon cider
Sweet sweet love you will provide her
Fill her full with lots of Dixon cider
In her mouth all flowing down inside her
Then shovel her with Dixon cider
With all your clothes in that's what I prefer
Show your love with Dixon cider
Push and shove it all down inside her

So That's the deal and I hope you understand
We want the whole world with Dixon cider in it's hands
If your wondering what this song is really all about
We're talking about shoving penis is your mouth

Yeah!