Song Parodies – Help (The Beatles - Help) lyrics

(copyright Steven Cavanagh 1993-2002)


When I was younger, so much younger than today

I hadn't traveled all around this place far, far away.

But now those days are gone, I'm not so self-assured

I've been had, and Darth's my Dad,

And now I've lost my sword.



Help me Obi-Wan, I've fallen down

And it's such a bloody long way to the ground

I think my hand is at the lost and found

Won't you please, please help me!



Oh boy, how things have changed in oh so many ways

Looking down, I think my hand just vanished in the haze.

This weather vane I'm on, it doesn't feel secure

I know that I just need you like I've never done before



Help me Obi-Wan, I've fallen down

And it's such a bloody long way to the ground

I think my hand is at the lost and found

Won't you please, please help me!



When I was younger, so much younger than today

I hadn't travelled all around this place far, far away.

But now those days are gone, I'm not so self-assured

I've been had, and Darth's my Dad,

And now I've lost my sword.



Help me Obi-Wan, I've fallen down

And it's such a bloody long way to the ground

I think my hand is at the lost and found

Won't you please, please help me!

Help me

Help me!!!