Soundtracks – Chuckie Chan lyrics

Chuckie Chan (Martial Arts Expert of Reptarland)
Performed by Isaac Hayes with Alex Brown

If there’s a playground to be won
A job to be done
He’ll come sliding to the rescue
If you been pinned down
By a posse of clowns
You’ll break up the party
Get lost
Scram

You never hear him crying
He’s brave as a lion
When he jumps into action
His fist start flying

Here comes Chuckie Chan (Here comes Chuckie Chan)
He’s always ready
When there’s danger at hand
Here comes Chuckie Chan (Here comes Chuckie Chan)
Martial arts expert
Of Reptarland

Chuckie Chan
Chuckie Chan
Better watch it
He’ll bust you up

You never hear him crying
He’s brave as a lion
When he jumps into action
His fist start flying

Here comes Chuckie Chan (Here comes Chuckie Chan)
He’s always ready
When there’s danger at hand
Here comes Chuckie Chan (Here comes Chuckie Chan)
Martial arts expert
Of Reptarland

When the lights go dim
It’s not a problem for him
I pity any monster underneath his bed
Well he can stare into the eye
Of the oatmeal guy
Chuckie doesn’t lose his head

If you’ve been chased around
By a kung-fu chopping clown
He’ll come swinging to the rescue
If your rituals been attacked
By a samurai pack
He’ll break up the party

You don’t have to worry
He’s got fist of fury
His master full karate kicks
Turns right into chopsticks

Here comes Chuckie Chan (Here comes Chuckie Chan)
He’s always ready
When there’s danger at hand
Here comes Chuckie Chan (Here comes Chuckie Chan)
Martial arts expert
Of Reptarland

Look out suckers

Here comes Chuckie Chan (Here comes Chuckie Chan)
He’s always ready
When there’s danger at hand
Here comes Chuckie Chan (Here comes Chuckie Chan)
Martial arts expert
Of Reptarland

He’s da man!